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Posted: 31 Aug 04, 06:16 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Does anybody knows joke about Freddie or Queen.

I heard this one:

Q:what do Freddie Mercury and princes Diana have in common?
A:they both had to die to go away from Queen.

I don't think it's very funny, tought...


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Posted: 31 Aug 04, 11:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

First of all, let me tell you that I'm very surprised that the Queen-extremists still haven't killed you... Astonishingly, still no "Leave Freddie rest in peace" and so on... (Hey, be quiet there outside, I'm just joking ;-)).

Unfortunately, I don't know any joke about Freddie but, if you want, I've got a handful of stupidities about Diana... If you are interested, just open a new topic in the Personal forum and I will be there... I think it suits best that place...

:)

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Posted: 03 Sep 04, 02:37 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Here's the one I've heard:

What do David Bowie and a thermometer have in common?



They both have a little Mercury in them.

SNARK.

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Posted: 03 Sep 04, 02:43 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

This one was about in Nov 91:

Whats the difference between Freddie Mercury and a Turkey???

A turkey lasts til Christmas.


Bastards, I think that was a Chubby Brown one.


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Posted: 03 Sep 04, 05:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Drs. DAJA wrote:

It's not funny but it's a good one


How can it be good if it's not funny? The concept of a joke is that it makes you laugh.


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Posted: 03 Sep 04, 05:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Brian_Mays_Wig wrote:

This one was about in Nov 91:

Whats the difference between Freddie Mercury and a Turkey???

A turkey lasts til Christmas.


Bastards, I think that was a Chubby Brown one.


Disgusting.


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Posted: 03 Sep 04, 06:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Little_Queenie wrote:


Disgusting.


Once more, I have to agree..


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Posted: 03 Sep 04, 06:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I don't know...they might be good.
I don't like those kind of jokes...
No offense


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Posted: 03 Sep 04, 06:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I wonder what Freddie would say if he heard those jokes...


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Posted: 03 Sep 04, 07:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Brian_Mays_Wig wrote:

This one was about in Nov 91:

Whats the difference between Freddie Mercury and a Turkey???

A turkey lasts til Christmas.


Bastards, I think that was a Chubby Brown one.
thats not a joke


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Posted: 03 Sep 04, 07:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I have a Sense of humour but these kind of Jokes suck so piss off

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Posted: 03 Sep 04, 07:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"I wonder what Freddie would say if he heard those jokes... "

Freddie would've wanted it that way, since he didn't take himself very seriously


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Posted: 03 Sep 04, 08:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

What do Freddie Mercury and Frank Bruno have in common?

They both got battered around the ring.




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Posted: 03 Sep 04, 08:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

BrianHMay wrote:

Brian_Mays_Wig wrote:

This one was about in Nov 91:

Whats the difference between Freddie Mercury and a Turkey???

A turkey lasts til Christmas.


Bastards, I think that was a Chubby Brown one.
thats not a joke


Hehe, sometimes facts are a joke.
I like it :D

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Posted: 03 Sep 04, 11:24 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach wrote:

What do Freddie Mercury and Frank Bruno have in common?

They both got battered around the ring.




PMSL!!!! :D


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Posted: 03 Sep 04, 13:57 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

A joke that was around at the time of Freddie's death.
What have Freddie Mercury and Robert Maxwell got in common?

They were both killed by dodgy seamen(semen)


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Posted: 03 Sep 04, 14:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Psyche Star wrote:

It's a troubled day in heaven.

St. Peter just shrugs his shoulders and says, "Sorry guys, but a royal flush beats a pair of queens any day".




HAHAHAHAHA THIS one was funny!

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Posted: 03 Sep 04, 15:55 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I am probably mutilating Fatty's old joke?

What's pink, furry, and full of dust?

Freddie's slippers


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Posted: 03 Sep 04, 15:57 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

quackman wrote:

Psyche Star wrote:

It's a troubled day in heaven.

St. Peter just shrugs his shoulders and says, "Sorry guys, but a royal flush beats a pair of queens any day".




HAHAHAHAHA THIS one was funny!


you ungrateful bastard, you shouldn't laugh!! *slapping quack*

but the one about Freddie's Slippers is always a stitcher


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Posted: 03 Sep 04, 16:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I know these 2...

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What did Freddie Mercury say when the members of Queen asked who gave him AIDS?

Freddie: I don't know, they were always behind my back.
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Is it true that Freddie Mercury's favorite planet was Mercury?

R/ No, it was Uranus.
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[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Brandon wrote: [/QUOTENAME]... and now the "best you can offer is Mr. Jingles? HA! He's... just pathetic.[/QUOTE]