What in blazes are you waffling on about?
And another thing, living with your eyes closed ain't easy. It's difficult enough walking around half-pissed, never mind being blind as well.
There's no surer way of having someone's eye out.
Your own, more than likely.
At best, you'd turn an ankle.
Now you've got me waffling.
FLASHMAN STRIKES AGAIN!
Paul Rodgers is not the best thing since fried Fred.