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Posted: 06 Sep 04, 05:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.

Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.

A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?

If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what is wrong with you?

If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.

If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet?

Money talks. Chocolate sings.

Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.

Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous? A. Because no one wants to quit.

If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated.

Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

I may be a chocoholic, but at least I follow the rules...



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Posted: 06 Sep 04, 05:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Agreed!!:D


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Posted: 06 Sep 04, 06:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Where did you take these words from?
Looks so familiar!
Aren't they from an English school book?

And yes, I agree. :)


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Posted: 06 Sep 04, 06:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Great advice, and it all makes sense :)

Reminds me that we all need to join together to save the carbohydrate industry which has suffered so much lately :)

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Posted: 06 Sep 04, 08:59 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Life would be nothing without chocolate.


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Posted: 06 Sep 04, 12:43 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Thanks a lot. Now I have a HUGE craving for chocolate, and I don't have any in my house at the moment...


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Posted: 06 Sep 04, 13:50 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I like Malthesers


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Posted: 06 Sep 04, 13:59 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Im rather Partial to a cadbury Milk Chocolate with Caramel!! ooooohh and a double decker goes down nicely too :D


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Posted: 06 Sep 04, 14:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Mars Delight is all I handle LOL
I love Snickers, but there too big so i make sure im with someone to give thee half of to...

ANY ONE WANNA SNICKER?!

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Posted: 06 Sep 04, 15:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I love 100 Grand bars. Those are my absolute favorite, besides just pure chocolate. Mmm... M&Ms are so satisfying too. *drools* Damn... I'm hungry now.


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Posted: 06 Sep 04, 15:21 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Lindt Swiss chocolate is the best. It makes Hershey's seem horrible. Now I want chocolate...


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Posted: 06 Sep 04, 15:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

ah yeah


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Posted: 06 Sep 04, 15:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

White chocolate is okay... it's not really REAL chocolate, it's cocoa butter (I think). I prefer dark, semi-sweet, bitter-sweet, etc... cause it's the most pure.


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