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Posted: 01 Oct 04, 16:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

If toast always lands butter side down, and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you strapped a piece of toast, buttered side up, on a cat and dropped it?

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I'm sorry the last one wasn't very funny. I promise I will try to make sure that the next installments of TOTD are funnier.

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Posted: 01 Oct 04, 16:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

You would be reported to the RSPCA.


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Posted: 01 Oct 04, 19:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

They would both land the same way?


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Posted: 01 Oct 04, 19:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

How long does it take you to think of these things?


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Posted: 01 Oct 04, 19:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I think of weird things when I'm bored.
Like.....
Why do psychics read the news paper?
stuff like that


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Posted: 01 Oct 04, 21:55 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Ok, here's one- WHY THE HELL DOES GYM CLASS COUNT ON OUR G.P.A.? IT'S NOT EVEN A REAL CLASS OR ANYTHING! IT'S JUST STUPID!

*ahem* Sorry. I just had a moment of intense anger there.


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Posted: 01 Oct 04, 21:59 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

SergeantPepperDG wrote:

Ok, here's one- WHY THE HELL DOES GYM CLASS COUNT ON OUR G.P.A.? IT'S NOT EVEN A REAL CLASS OR ANYTHING! IT'S JUST STUPID!

*ahem* Sorry. I just had a moment of intense anger there.


Amen to that. Gym is ri-goddamned-diculous.


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Posted: 01 Oct 04, 22:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

EVERY SINGLE marking period last year, I would have gotten a 4.0 G.P.A. if it hadn't been for gym.


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Posted: 01 Oct 04, 22:59 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

In the first quarter of sixth grade I would have gotten a 4.0 GPA, but I got a "D" in art for goofing off.

After that, partly because of her sense of humor, she became one of my favorite teachers.

After that she used me as an example saying:

"I have been known to keep people off the honor roll"


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Posted: 01 Oct 04, 23:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Gym's an easy A for me, because all we have to do is get dressed, show up, and participate. But if we were graded on actual athletic skill, that could be a problem.


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Posted: 01 Oct 04, 23:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I'm impressed to see that you got the date/month/year in the right order.


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Posted: 01 Oct 04, 23:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Inu Yasha (a.k.a. Lum's Stormtroopers) wrote:

If toast always lands butter side down, and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you strapped a piece of toast, buttered side up, on a cat and dropped it?

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I'm sorry the last one wasn't very funny. I promise I will try to make sure that the next installments of TOTD are funnier.


Well actually, this one made me laugh... keep 'em coming!!


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Posted: 02 Oct 04, 08:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I'm not required to even take gym...


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Posted: 04 Oct 04, 17:37 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

The thoughts will continue next week. I need this week to come up with some new ones, or find obscure one-liners to use - stuff no-one's all heard

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Posted: 05 Oct 04, 03:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Miss James wrote:

You would have a buttery floor.
Mmmmmmmm.... Buttery flooooorrrrrr....



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