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Posted: 01 Oct 04, 21:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Ok, this is really weird, but for my Language Arts class, we have to write a (persusasive) vignette on our pet peeves. I chose the "mullet" which I believe is the most hideously ugly hairstyle one could have. Seriously- they make me sick to my stomach (I hope no one here has one). I need good examples to support why I don't like them, which is hard because, I just don't like them! There isn't much to say about why they're disgusting. They just ARE. Any suggestions?


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Posted: 01 Oct 04, 22:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

This is sort of on topic: my mom is perhaps Billy Ray Cyrus's biggest fan.


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Posted: 01 Oct 04, 22:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I HATE MULLETS!


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Posted: 01 Oct 04, 22:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I'm quite an admirer of mullets. There's so many types of mullets. A frullet, a gullet, a frgullet, a sullet...well that's only four I can think of..but..shuddup.


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Posted: 01 Oct 04, 23:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Mullets cause me endless amusement, especially when you can tell that someone has lovingly cultivated them.


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Posted: 02 Oct 04, 02:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Killing children with mullets... Now THAT takes me back...


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Posted: 02 Oct 04, 05:31 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Although I loathe mullets, I wouldn't mind having enough hair to consider having one - that's consider only!! As it is, I am coming close to having a Kojak naturally.


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Posted: 02 Oct 04, 08:20 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I feel sorry for those poor little kids who are forced by their parents to wear mullets.
It's almost as if they were carrying a sign that said:

"My parents are white trash and so am I"



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Posted: 02 Oct 04, 08:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

They are extremely ugly...and they scare me...alot...


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Posted: 02 Oct 04, 09:37 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I'd rather shave my head than get a mullet.


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Posted: 02 Oct 04, 11:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Well I liked Bowies mullet, it was a cool mullet...Billy Ray Cyrus...Eughhhh...


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Posted: 02 Oct 04, 12:10 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I had to write a paper on toe nails once...Never again will I do it...


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Posted: 02 Oct 04, 12:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

It was, I am still scared...


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Posted: 02 Oct 04, 12:21 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

My 7th grade teacher tried to grow a mullet, and this was only 3 years ago!


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