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SergeantPepperDG
Royalty: 1725 posts
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Ok, this is really weird, but for my Language Arts class, we have to write a (persusasive) vignette on our pet peeves. I chose the "mullet" which I believe is the most hideously ugly hairstyle one could have. Seriously- they make me sick to my stomach (I hope no one here has one). I need good examples to support why I don't like them, which is hard because, I just don't like them! There isn't much to say about why they're disgusting. They just ARE. Any suggestions?
Kay Adams Corleone- The ultimate desperate housewife
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Music Man
Deity: 2346 posts
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This is sort of on topic: my mom is perhaps Billy Ray Cyrus's biggest fan.
Creativity can always cover for a lack of knowledge.
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SergeantPepperDG
Royalty: 1725 posts
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I HATE MULLETS!
Kay Adams Corleone- The ultimate desperate housewife
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iGSM
Deity: 5001 posts
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I'm quite an admirer of mullets. There's so many types of mullets. A frullet, a gullet, a frgullet, a sullet...well that's only four I can think of..but..shuddup.
...this kettle is boiling over...
...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon...
...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
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dragonzflame
Deity: 2456 posts
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Mullets cause me endless amusement, especially when you can tell that someone has lovingly cultivated them.
When life hands you lemons, add vodka.
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Daburcor?
Deity: 9481 posts
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Killing children with mullets... Now THAT takes me back... *ahem*
"Elton John and I became really good friends. I don't mean 'good friends' in that sense. I just mean we slept together." -Billy Joel
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Bob The Shrek
Deity: 4014 posts
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Although I loathe mullets, I wouldn't mind having enough hair to consider having one - that's consider only!! As it is, I am coming close to having a Kojak naturally.
Cleveland May 24 to June 4th 2007 - I came, I saw, I fucked off home again.
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Mr.Jingles
Deity: 10539 posts
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I feel sorry for those poor little kids who are forced by their parents to wear mullets. It's almost as if they were carrying a sign that said: "My parents are white trash and so am I"
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Brandon wrote: [/QUOTENAME]... and now the "best you can offer is Mr. Jingles? HA! He's... just pathetic.[/QUOTE]
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LiveAidQueen
Deity: 4489 posts
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They are extremely ugly...and they scare me...alot...
Comprende muchacho.
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SergeantPepperDG
Royalty: 1725 posts
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I'd rather shave my head than get a mullet.
Kay Adams Corleone- The ultimate desperate housewife
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LiveAidQueen
Deity: 4489 posts
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Well I liked Bowies mullet, it was a cool mullet...Billy Ray Cyrus...Eughhhh...
Comprende muchacho.
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LiveAidQueen
Deity: 4489 posts
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I had to write a paper on toe nails once...Never again will I do it...
Comprende muchacho.
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LiveAidQueen
Deity: 4489 posts
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It was, I am still scared...
Comprende muchacho.
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Pluto
Bohemian: 778 posts
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My 7th grade teacher tried to grow a mullet, and this was only 3 years ago!
I’ll kick and scream or kneel and bleed
I’ll fight like hell to hide that I’m giving up
-Bright Eyes
Another Travelin' Song
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