Forums > Personal > The Max Cleland Sex Survey... Please Respond!

forum rss feed
Author

FreddiesGhettoTrench user not visiting Queenzone.com

Royalty: 1624 posts
add to buddy list send PM

Posted: 11 Oct 04, 19:48 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Well I went around asking people how Mr. Cleland would have sex on account of his noticeable handicap of having no legs and one arm. Here are some answers I got:

"Masturbation!" (Telesha - she answered this far, far too fast)
"Very carefully" (Heather)
"Let the girl do the work!... You should ask him! ... I'd ask him. I'd say I was doing a project on people with disabilities, and 'how do you have your physical interaction with your wife?' I can say it with a straight face, too." (Meghan)
"Just because he doesn't have any legs doesn't mean..." (Kate)
"That's nothing... How do blind people have sex? They can't see anything!" (Mandy D)
"... Have the girl get on top?" (Parminder... I think)
"Build up strong arms... or, erm, arm, and..." (Ashley H)
"I don't know and I don't want to know." (the other Ashley)
"The girl RIDES him! ... Did his **** get blown off in Vietnam? You should ask him..." (Jen)

lol more as I remember them

lol here are some internet Max-sex answers, add your own:

"With his penis.." (Marlene)
"lay down on their back" (Molly)
"well if the female is on top doing all the work it shouldn't be hard, but i'm guessing this is a masturbation joke" (AmNESiAC 5497)
"Wouldn't the hip area have its own muscle? Hmm, and he would probably use his arm to help with the...er... thrusting if he's on top. yep." (Emily)
"with his head" (Dom)
"i dunno how? jack off??? what is it? lol" (Jessica)
"rather interestingly, i suppose" (Melanie)
"....no idea ::shrugs:: he'd just lay there while the girl did things to him" (Rachel)
"well if he has no legs is it possible to have....you know... well if he did i guess he'd just lay there lol" (shortscore24)
"umm i dont no" (Amy)
"i guess if he still has a penis he can have sex" (PequaPrincess514)


"Brian May, Freddie will."
kaede user not visiting Queenzone.com

Champion: 74 posts
add to buddy list send PM

Posted: 11 Oct 04, 22:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

well, all the coments sound very intresting , but i would let the female do all the work ,i mean hey , if he's got the dick than whats the problem??


Happy Holidays
geeksandgeeks user not visiting Queenzone.com

Deity: 4296 posts
add to buddy list send PM

Posted: 13 Oct 04, 16:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

*kills self*

(I want my obituary to read, "Mandy is dead. Mandy's greatest accomplishment was a fan fic entitled "The Sakurazuka Factor" which can be viewed by the three people who care on www.geocities.com/segamorg51.)


God wants you to send me some money.



"Seven spades doubled, vulnerable, making seven? You BITCH."
OrAnGe SoDa user not visiting Queenzone.com

Bohemian: 335 posts
add to buddy list send PM

Posted: 27 Oct 04, 18:08 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

it's just like "the twinkie in the lunchbox"or "your pen in my pocket"