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Posted: 11 Oct 04, 19:50 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Sara: Eric and Dylan walked into Columbine High School, dressed in their heavy, loose-fitting trenchcoats.
Rachel: have you no CONSCIENCE?!
Sara: On the way to the cafeteria, they stopped in the Columbine men's room.
Rachel: ::laughs hysterically:: NO STOP IT PLEASE
Sara: "I don't know if I can go through with this, Reb," said Dylan.
Haley: rachel...it's sara...it will be funny....i hope. if it's not..we can run away
Rachel: i'm screaming over here!
Sara: "Oh, don't worry, VoDKa, it'll be the revenge we've always dreamed of," said Eric.
"Well, that makes me feel better about it all... I guess."
"Is there some way I can convince you?"
Rachel: STOP!
Sara: "Well..."
Rachel: NO STOP IT!
Kawaii: Hahahaha
Haley: lmao
Sara: "Well, what? Drugs, an extra gun?"
Kawaii: *is deadededed*
Sara: "Well, a gun... Kind of. But not the kind of gun I have in my hand right now."
Rachel: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sara: "Oh, I see... There's another gun you'd like in your hand?"
"Yes, Eric... That's what I mean."
Haley: rachel...your making me laugh
Kawaii: *snikcers*
Kawaii: Snickers, too. 0.0
Rachel: YOU SHOULD SEE ME IRL!
Sara: Eric then began to teasingly unbutton his trenchcoat, laying his arsenal of weapons on the floor.
Rachel: i'm screaming! and jumping around!
Sara: He pulled the trenchcoat over his head and laid it on the floor.
Haley: i'm laughing
Rachel: SARA
Rachel: STOP
Rachel: NOW
Rachel: i turned off mymonitor
Rachel: you sick people!
Sara: "One for one, Dylan," Eric said in a sexy, seductive voice.
Kawaii: Oh, my God. *e-laughs*
Rachel: ::screams:: STOP IT!
Sara: Dylan unbuttoned his trenchcoat as well, as his heart beated wildly, sweating although it was only April.
Rachel: ::cries and screams:: i don't you people
Rachel: **i don't like you people
Sara: In a quick frenzy, Eric had Dylan's shirt off as well, then pulling off his.
Haley: .......................i'm still laughing at rachel....
Sara: "I need you now, Dylan!" Eric cried, "I've wanted you for so long! You are my other half!"
Haley: ...........................lol
Rachel: YOU PEOPLE SUCK! ::screams:: STOP!!!!!!!!!!!
Kawaii: This is better than my beatles slash.
Sara: Dylan stripped off his pants, and Eric was left staring at his long, hard, fully loaded TEC-9.
Rachel: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Kawaii: hahahaha
Rachel: ::screams:: I HATE YOU! STOP!
Sara: Eric let out a gasp at the sheer size of it. He pulled off his own pants and began to passionately kiss Dylan.
Haley: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Sara: "Need you... want you... now..." Eric whispered.
Rachel: ...... i hate you
Haley: sorry rachel
Sara: "I love you, Eric Harris," Dylan replied, his pulsating tounge searching Eric's mouth as his heart beat with desire.
Rachel: ::flips off Sara::
Haley: *gets bad mental pictures*
Rachel: whywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhynooooooooooooooo
Sara: Eric kissed his way down to Dylan's member, forcing it into his mouth with one swift motion.
Rachel: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rachel: NO
Rachel: NO
Rachel: NO
Kawaii: :-)
Rachel: STOP
Haley: *sheilds eyes in dylans coat*
Rachel: i hate you!
Sara: He sucked Dylan off with hard, forceful thrusts before Dylan came in his mouth.
Rachel: ::falls to knees and has head in hands:: NOOOOOOOO STOP IT!
Sara: Eric licked his salty lips as he flipped over onto his back, moaning and beackoning, "Dylan, inside me, now..."
Kawaii: *laughs like Bert from Sesame Street*
Haley: there is a reas


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Posted: 11 Oct 04, 22:24 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Ok, sorry, but that was just plain WRONG.


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Posted: 11 Oct 04, 22:31 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Kawaii, Rachel, and Hayleys reactions were funny.


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Posted: 12 Oct 04, 15:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Has anyone ever told you that you might have a future in writing screenplays for gay porn? I don't know what's worse, the mind that thought this up or the mind that requested it. :-P

Heh, I never really wondered how they found writers for pornos or where they came from, but at least now I know the answer!


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Posted: 12 Oct 04, 18:32 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Music Man wrote:

Has anyone ever told you that you might have a future in writing screenplays for gay porn? I don't know what's worse, the mind that thought this up or the mind that requested it. :-P

Heh, I never really wondered how they found writers for pornos or where they came from, but at least now I know the answer!


Actually, statistics show that slash writers are 60% less likely to lose their virginity in high school. This is due to their psychological abilities to block desire from the physical world and transport it via the parietal lobe of the brain onto I made this all up.

But really! We're not as sick as we sound! Well, at least I thought so, but honestly, Sara...

*coughwehavetoshowthemthedon'tsofslashwhenitgetspostedcough*


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Posted: 12 Oct 04, 19:10 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I didn't say you guys were rampantly having sex, haha. I just thought you should try writing gay porn, not that that isn't what you just did, but you could make a career about it. ;-)


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Posted: 13 Oct 04, 16:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Music Man wrote:

I didn't say you guys were rampantly having sex, haha. I just thought you should try writing gay porn, not that that isn't what you just did, but you could make a career about it. ;-)


Don't know how much my parents would like that :)

'Tis more of a fun thing with us.


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