Sara: Eric and Dylan walked into Columbine High School, dressed in their heavy, loose-fitting trenchcoats.
Rachel: have you no CONSCIENCE?!
Sara: On the way to the cafeteria, they stopped in the Columbine men's room.
Rachel: ::laughs hysterically:: NO STOP IT PLEASE
Sara: "I don't know if I can go through with this, Reb," said Dylan.
Haley: rachel...it's sara...it will be funny....i hope. if it's not..we can run away
Rachel: i'm screaming over here!
Sara: "Oh, don't worry, VoDKa, it'll be the revenge we've always dreamed of," said Eric.
"Well, that makes me feel better about it all... I guess."
"Is there some way I can convince you?"
Rachel: NO STOP IT!
Sara: "Well, what? Drugs, an extra gun?"
Kawaii: *is deadededed*
Sara: "Well, a gun... Kind of. But not the kind of gun I have in my hand right now."
Sara: "Oh, I see... There's another gun you'd like in your hand?"
"Yes, Eric... That's what I mean."
Haley: rachel...your making me laugh
Kawaii: Snickers, too. 0.0
Rachel: YOU SHOULD SEE ME IRL!
Sara: Eric then began to teasingly unbutton his trenchcoat, laying his arsenal of weapons on the floor.
Rachel: i'm screaming! and jumping around!
Sara: He pulled the trenchcoat over his head and laid it on the floor.
Haley: i'm laughing
Rachel: i turned off mymonitor
Rachel: you sick people!
Sara: "One for one, Dylan," Eric said in a sexy, seductive voice.
Kawaii: Oh, my God. *e-laughs*
Rachel: ::screams:: STOP IT!
Sara: Dylan unbuttoned his trenchcoat as well, as his heart beated wildly, sweating although it was only April.
Rachel: ::cries and screams:: i don't you people
Rachel: **i don't like you people
Sara: In a quick frenzy, Eric had Dylan's shirt off as well, then pulling off his.
Haley: .......................i'm still laughing at rachel....
Sara: "I need you now, Dylan!" Eric cried, "I've wanted you for so long! You are my other half!"
Rachel: YOU PEOPLE SUCK! ::screams:: STOP!!!!!!!!!!!
Kawaii: This is better than my beatles slash.
Sara: Dylan stripped off his pants, and Eric was left staring at his long, hard, fully loaded TEC-9.
Rachel: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Rachel: ::screams:: I HATE YOU! STOP!
Sara: Eric let out a gasp at the sheer size of it. He pulled off his own pants and began to passionately kiss Dylan.
Sara: "Need you... want you... now..." Eric whispered.
Rachel: ...... i hate you
Haley: sorry rachel
Sara: "I love you, Eric Harris," Dylan replied, his pulsating tounge searching Eric's mouth as his heart beat with desire.
Rachel: ::flips off Sara::
Haley: *gets bad mental pictures*
Sara: Eric kissed his way down to Dylan's member, forcing it into his mouth with one swift motion.
Haley: *sheilds eyes in dylans coat*
Rachel: i hate you!
Sara: He sucked Dylan off with hard, forceful thrusts before Dylan came in his mouth.
Rachel: ::falls to knees and has head in hands:: NOOOOOOOO STOP IT!
Sara: Eric licked his salty lips as he flipped over onto his back, moaning and beackoning, "Dylan, inside me, now..."
Kawaii: *laughs like Bert from Sesame Street*
Haley: there is a reas
"Brian May, Freddie will."