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Posted: 14 Oct 04, 17:59 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

...shot in the face by an unknown man.

Although the man remains un-identified, Paris Hilton claims that the man has an amazing range and incredibly accurate aim for shooting.

"He was indeed a pro, and without a doubt one of the best of the many I've ever seen in my years of experience" Paris Hilton stated.


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Posted: 14 Oct 04, 18:02 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Okay...


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Posted: 14 Oct 04, 18:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Hahahah

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Posted: 14 Oct 04, 18:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

oo it took me a while to get it, shot in the face as in..yes yes clever! :)


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Posted: 14 Oct 04, 19:16 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Gee... Thanks for getting my hopes up. :/


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Posted: 14 Oct 04, 19:48 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I won't believe it unless I see pictures.

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Posted: 14 Oct 04, 19:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I spent bloody ages downloading THAT video.
I saved myself up for three days. What a let down.

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Posted: 14 Oct 04, 20:02 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Believe me... Nick has probably shot her lots of times.

His little brother Aaron has probably had his share of fun as well.


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Posted: 14 Oct 04, 21:51 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

oh my! hehe...


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Posted: 14 Oct 04, 22:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

lol funny, funny ,funny


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Posted: 15 Oct 04, 10:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Damn I was hoping that we'd be rid of her skinny ass!


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Posted: 15 Oct 04, 15:16 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I must admit, I did enjoy her little escapade in front of the camera, so did my mates and im sure all the blokes in the pub that I burned it for did too!


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Posted: 15 Oct 04, 15:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Not as good as Pamela and Tommy Lee

But still pretty hilarious.


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Posted: 15 Oct 04, 16:59 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

That was so very, very wrong.


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Posted: 16 Oct 04, 10:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

geeks&geeks<br><font>God Empress</font> wrote:

That was so very, very wrong.


Also showed an incredible lack of taste and class.

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Posted: 16 Oct 04, 12:48 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Brandon wrote:

geeks&geeks<br><font>God Empress</font> wrote:

That was so very, very wrong.


Also showed an incredible lack of taste and class.


*pleasant smile*

I never said it wasn't funny. I just said it was wrong.


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Posted: 16 Oct 04, 13:07 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

geeks&geeks<br><font>God Empress</font> wrote:

Brandon wrote:

geeks&geeks<br><font>God Empress</font> wrote:

That was so very, very wrong.


Also showed an incredible lack of taste and class.


*pleasant smile*

I never said it wasn't funny. I just said it was wrong.


You mean as wrong as it is to make fun of someone for being fat...

Yet we can't deny that it's funny to say that Rush Limbaugh is a big fat idiot?


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Posted: 16 Oct 04, 18:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Mr.Jingles79 wrote:

geeks&geeks<br><font>God Empress</font> wrote:

Brandon wrote:

geeks&geeks<br><font>God Empress</font> wrote:

That was so very, very wrong.


Also showed an incredible lack of taste and class.


*pleasant smile*

I never said it wasn't funny. I just said it was wrong.


You mean as wrong as it is to make fun of someone for being fat...

Yet we can't deny that it's funny to say that Rush Limbaugh is a big fat idiot?


You can never have too many "Rush is fat" jokes, but they are usually funniest when they are made by overweight people who happen to have a good sense of humor. Kind of like when conservatives make "Bush is stupid" jokes.


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Posted: 17 Oct 04, 08:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Mr.Jingles79 wrote:

...shot in the face by an unknown man.

Although the man remains un-identified, Paris Hilton claims that the man has an amazing range and incredibly accurate aim for shooting.

"He was indeed a pro, and without a doubt one of the best of the many I've ever seen in my years of experience" Paris Hilton stated.


That one was GOOOOOOD however i must voice my dismay that she wasnt in fact shot with a real bullet :(


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Posted: 17 Oct 04, 15:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

geeks&geeks<br><font>God Empress</font> wrote:

You can never have too many "Rush is fat" jokes, but they are usually funniest when they are made by overweight people who happen to have a good sense of humor. Kind of like when conservatives make "Bush is stupid" jokes.


Which reminds me that Al Franken has been getting quite chunky over the past years.

Of course, he's still far from reaching Rush Limbaugh's level of obesity.


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