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Posted: 20 Oct 04, 04:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

> INDIAN RHAPSODY
>
> Naan, just killed a man
> poppadom against his head
> Had lime pickle now he's dead.
> Naan, dinner's just begun
> But now I'm gonna throw it all away.
> Naan, ooh, ooh Didn't mean to make you cry
> If I'm not back from the loo by this time tomorrow
> Curry on, curry on
> Cause nothing really Madras.
> Too late, my dinner's gone
> Sends shivers down my spine
> Bottom aching all the time
> Goodbye onion bhaji, I've got to go
> Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.
> Naan, ooh, ooh
> This dopiaza is so mild
> I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all.
>
> [guitar solo]
>
> I see a little chicken tikka on the side
> Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of mango
> Vindaloo does
> nicely Very very spicy Meat!
> Byriani (Byriani)
> Byriani (Byriani)
> Byriani and a naan
> (A vindaloo loo loo loo)
> I've eaten balti, somebody help me
> He's eaten balti, get him to the lavatory
> Stand you well back
> 'Case the loo is quarantined...
> Here it comes
> There it goes
> Technicolor yawn
> I chunder
> No!
> It's coming up again
> (There he goes)
> I chunder, it's coming back again
> (There he goes)
> Coming back again
> (up again)
> Here it comes again.
> (No no no no no no NO)
> On my knees, I'm on my knees
> On his knees, Oh, there he goes
> This vindaloo
> Is about to wreck my guts
> Poor meee.. poor meeee...poor MEEEEEE!
>
> [guitar solo]
>
> So you think you can chunder and then feel alright?
> So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night?
> Oh maybe, but now you'll puke like a baby
> Just had to come out
> It just had to come right out in here.
>
> [guitar solo]
>
> [slow bit]
> Korma or dopiaza
> bhaji, naan or saag
> Nothing makes a difference
> Nothing makes a difference
> To meee....
> (Any way the wind blows....shshshsh)


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Posted: 20 Oct 04, 04:36 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

errrr...no...didn't know it...

*ponders*

On the one hand I find it quite annoying to abuse a Queen song like that, on the other hand I find it pretty funny...

ah...dilemma


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Posted: 20 Oct 04, 09:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

You wouldn't want to see my parody of Bohemian Rhapsody then.

Mmm, I wish were Indian...all that extremely spicy food...ability to grow a beard when I was ... 2! And the most important thing of all...the shocking poverty would mean I'd be rich..rich as Nazis!


...this kettle is boiling over...

...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon...

...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
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Posted: 20 Oct 04, 18:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Yes, I have those lyrics pinned up on my bathroom wall and it's become something of an in-joke between me and my boyfriend. Last time we went out for dinner we had Indian and were in stitches the whole time.


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Posted: 20 Oct 04, 18:32 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color = "magenta"> Mrs_Taylor wrote:

> INDIAN RHAPSODY
>
> ....
>
> [guitar solo]
>
> I see a little chicken tikka on the side....
>


Brilliant, but instead of "guitar solo" it should read "Sitar solo" heheheheheheheheheheh!!!


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Posted: 21 Oct 04, 16:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Oh dear lord. Fantastico! More more more!


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Posted: 21 Oct 04, 19:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Well, I also have the Glaswegian Rhapsody on the wall ("Haw Maw, jist chibbed some bam...Buckie bottle tae the heid, noo the fucking bastard's deid" etc.) and I've also seen a Star Wars one and a LOTR one.
Try Googling "Bohemian Rhapsody parody".


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