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Posted: 20 Oct 04, 19:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

First the apologies.
All in fun and yes I know some will be mad and I am sorry....

Ok maybe this may be a mistake posting this but I've lived with these lyrics for twenty years... in fact I am now typing them from memory. Keep in mind that two fifteen year olds wrote this (me and a buddy) and we were huge Queen fans. This is kind of retarded but still in a way funny... just wanted to publish somewhere.... ok no more apologies!!



Death On Three Legs (Robert Wood and Gerry Belanger)

You suck my cock like a fag
Pull my balls and my bag
Screw my ass till it hurts
You've taken all my cum...
You still want more

Misguided old pimp
With your gimp headed wimps
And your narrow minded homos
Who are gigalos of the first division

Death on three legs
You're tearing me apart
Death on three legs
You never had a dick of your own

Sex toys call guys
Cock sucker small fry
Your just an old dickless guy
Have you found a new dildo to replace me
Can you taste me

Now you can kiss my ass good bye

Feel it - are you satisfied
Do you feel like - sucking it
(I knew you would)
Is your penis alright
Do you lose it at night
Does it feel good (it feels good)

Talk like you have an oversized dick
You've got a limp headed prick
So no one gives you there head
You're just an over blown psycho
Let me cum inside

Fag with VD
You're the king of disease
Put my penis where your mouth is Mr homo
Was the dick in your ass part of the deal - Queer

Death on three legs
It's tearing you apart
Death on three legs
You never had a dick of your own
(You never did right from the start)

Too sick too cum inside
You're a time bomb decaying in a cave inside your mind
Can't be made a boy toy
Cause your dicks null and void
Can you feel it (You feel it)





I'm sorry guys I had to get it out. Like I said we were kids having fun and it seems a little harsh now.... I'll take my penance......

And we did tackle more songs from the album most of the first side I still remember...
I'll try to get a life now...




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Posted: 20 Oct 04, 21:04 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I'm disgusted and laughing hysterically at the same time.


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Posted: 20 Oct 04, 21:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I would actually like to hear (read?) the other ones...


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Posted: 20 Oct 04, 21:24 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

It was actually the summer of 82 and from our pre-pubescent minds sprang the classic i just posted (it was our best and worst). The next travesty was "Laying On A Sunday Afternoon".


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Posted: 20 Oct 04, 21:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

*cough*


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Posted: 20 Oct 04, 21:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Alright where's baer?


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Posted: 20 Oct 04, 21:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Well since there is so much demand for the next one here goes:

Laying On A Sunday Afternoon

I go to the park on Monday morning
Tuesday I go there and pull a moon
And I'll be pulling rats before it's time for sunny down
But I'll be laying on a Sunday afternoon
Nude bicycling every Wednesday evening
Thursdays I have three-ways at the zoo
I cum from homo town and I'm a very horny guy
Fridays I'll be screwing in the Louvre
I'm bound to be masturbating on a Saturday Night
But I'll be laying on a Sunday afternoon

Now that I think about it we were 13 years old. Yikes!


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Posted: 20 Oct 04, 21:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Death On Three Legs is hilarious! The other one.. so-so :)

I'd actually love to hear someone sing DO2L that way. I'll happily post the 'Eye' instrumental I edited together if someone wants to give it a go :-P

http://members.cox.net/myedits/02_Death_On_Two_Legs.mp3

Everybody sing along now ;)

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Posted: 20 Oct 04, 21:57 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Shit we recorded it it on a cheap casette way back then!! I wonder if Gerry has it. Haven't seen him in years...


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Posted: 21 Oct 04, 08:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

This completely blows (*ahem) Weird Al out of the water.


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Posted: 21 Oct 04, 17:02 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I do think it beats "Another One Rides The Bus". I don't think anyone would get away with releasing a parody like this. Not in these PC times. I'm surprised I haven't been vilified yet.
I've got one more fully formed song and then just selected verses from various songs off the album. I can't remember much else and the lyrics were long ago tossed in the trash.


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Posted: 27 Oct 04, 21:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Well I know every one is sick of this but I've got so much demand for the next track

Like Jess said where's Baer

anyways

Bump


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Posted: 28 Oct 04, 06:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LMAO

Them were funny!


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