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Posted: 21 Oct 04, 10:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

whats your best chat up lines?

if you look in the mirrow and held up 11 roses you would see the 12 most Beautiful things in the world.

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Posted: 21 Oct 04, 13:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Scream and I'll kill you.

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Posted: 21 Oct 04, 13:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

fatty wrote:

Scream and I'll kill you.

fatty.


yep, that seems to work all the time


Mejor yo me hecho una chela, y chance enchufo una chava, chambeando de chafirete, me sobra chupe y pachanga



Tranzando de arriba a abajo, hay va la chilanga banda , chinchin si me la recuerdan
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Posted: 21 Oct 04, 14:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

what's a dump like you doing in a nice place like this?


go deo na h√Čireann
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Posted: 21 Oct 04, 14:20 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?

You be Wilma, Ill be Fred and Ill make your Bedrock!


*pukes*


Chom own mudder fukker.
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Posted: 21 Oct 04, 15:58 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Is your dad a farmer, cos youve grown a fine pair of melons! (written by a gnr fan)

(Spill a drink on the girl) Opps, youd better get out of those wet clothes

(throw a piece of ice on the floor and stand on it) there, Ive broken the ice

Im bigger and better than the titanic baby- only a 1000 women went down on that!




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Posted: 25 Oct 04, 16:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

'Legs is the word of the day...let's spread the word'.

Works everytime down at the Reform Club.


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Winston Churchill : "And if I were your husband I would drink it".
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Posted: 25 Oct 04, 17:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

How cheesy!


Comprende muchacho.
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Posted: 25 Oct 04, 20:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

My name's milk. I'll do your body good.


...this kettle is boiling over...

...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon...

...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
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Posted: 25 Oct 04, 21:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Hahahahahahaha. (I still don't believe in chat language.)


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Posted: 25 Oct 04, 21:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I don't really have any.. but my peers' away messages usually say something like, "I'm doing my homework now, don't you wish you were my homework?"


"The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keep out the joy."

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Posted: 26 Oct 04, 13:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color="lime">~Jess~ KQ840 wrote:

I don't really have any.. but my peers' away messages usually say something like, "I'm doing my homework now, don't you wish you were my homework?"


now that one is awful


Mejor yo me hecho una chela, y chance enchufo una chava, chambeando de chafirete, me sobra chupe y pachanga



Tranzando de arriba a abajo, hay va la chilanga banda , chinchin si me la recuerdan
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Posted: 26 Oct 04, 14:31 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Lol, yeah..


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Posted: 26 Oct 04, 21:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

bend over i'll drive


i got a way with the boys on my block.. :-)

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Posted: 27 Oct 04, 07:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

iron eagle wrote:

bend over i'll drive


I heard something kind of like that.
It was: Bend over and I'll take over.


I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool!

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Posted: 27 Oct 04, 07:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color=purple>-Yogurt-</font> wrote:

iron eagle wrote:

bend over i'll drive


I heard something kind of like that.
It was: Bend over and I'll take over.


Cant stand backseat drivers ;)

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Posted: 27 Oct 04, 15:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?"


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Posted: 27 Oct 04, 16:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

if we are using cheesy ones why don't we use:

"do you have mirrors in your pants? cause i can see myself in them"

how dreadful


Mejor yo me hecho una chela, y chance enchufo una chava, chambeando de chafirete, me sobra chupe y pachanga



Tranzando de arriba a abajo, hay va la chilanga banda , chinchin si me la recuerdan