Off the whole foppish topic of scandal and crap like it, let's try and make amends by writing out a poem using either lines of Queen songs or random lines of poetry. Long poem. Or short, depends on how good it gets.
I'll start off -- we can rhyme:
Maybe I should tell myself
Not to try so hard ...
(And you start adding. Happy.)
"As to a martini, I'm willing and able,
But only make it two at most.
Three martinis, I'm under the table --
Four, and I'm under the host!"