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Posted: 24 Oct 04, 18:50 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

It was a cold October evening. John Edwards crept up his steps to his bedroom. Suddenly, he heard a noise behind him. He whipped around to see John Kerry, who stripped off his clothes and began ...


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Posted: 24 Oct 04, 18:59 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

FreddiesGhettoTrench wrote:

It was a cold October evening. John Edwards crept up his steps to his bedroom. Suddenly, he heard a noise behind him. He whipped around to see John Kerry, who stripped off his clothes and began ...


To say his standard opening line. "I'm Jooooohn...", but before he even got started, California Governator Arnold Schwarzenegger crashed through the window, dressed up as the Terminator. Arnold turned to Kerry and asked... "Are you John Conno.. erhm Kerry?"[/thickstereoidheadaustrianaccent], Kerry nodded as a 'yes'...





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Posted: 24 Oct 04, 19:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Then suddenly Dick Cheney walks in, wrapped in only a towel.


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Posted: 24 Oct 04, 22:16 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Having done that, Barbara Bush walks in and screams...


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Posted: 24 Oct 04, 22:23 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Like George Bush, and his house cathches fire...


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Posted: 24 Oct 04, 22:58 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

and he starts running around like a maniac, arms flying up in the air while..


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Posted: 25 Oct 04, 03:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

With out prior written consent (only implied oral consent) Latvia Man comes down from the Second Atmosphere of Yu-gi-Oh! and saves Bush...then lights another one on fire. However behind Latvia Man lay the charred, still moving remains of...


...this kettle is boiling over...

...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon...

...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
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Posted: 25 Oct 04, 13:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Tony Blair blown out of George Bush's arse at a ferocious velocity after Bush's bad case of flatulance while Tony Blair was brown-nosing. Cool Brittianna mourns its leader as Noel Gallgher write a song about him. Bush says excuse me and walks..........


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Posted: 25 Oct 04, 17:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

So a new universe was formed, and it became known as the Internet. It was used as a venue to discuss things like George Bush having sex with Karl Rove and the Carrot Top Official Fan Club. Its people are not known to live long or prosper, but they make do. So in this new universe, there rose up a group of people who...


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Posted: 25 Oct 04, 18:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

who started singing, "Happy happy joy joy!" They then started to haunt everyone's homes and make prank phone calls saying,


"The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keep out the joy."

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Posted: 25 Oct 04, 18:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

But somehow, for some reason, Porky Pig's giant head comes out of the eternal darkness and says, "Tha tha tha that's all folks!!!!!!"


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Posted: 25 Oct 04, 18:52 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

And everyone decided to ignore PaulPenney and start over.

Meanwhile, Michael Jackson...


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Posted: 25 Oct 04, 19:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

... was being fought by Dick Cheney, who was armed with a revolver and Max Cleland's phone number. Cheney decided to...


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Posted: 25 Oct 04, 19:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Well, you're going to be a bohemian soon! :-)


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Posted: 25 Oct 04, 23:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

But Paul Penney didnt realize that the new universe was indestructable, immune to his ploys and would continue on. There would be no Bush no Kerry.... just the universe and Paul trying in futile to destroy it! :P


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Posted: 26 Oct 04, 05:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

but, from a black and smelly mist, george bush came as a humanoid robot. the whole place was on fire and a truck was circling a broken cd player. suddenly, as if by magic, the cd player got bigger and bigger and got a human-like shape. it was freddie...


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Posted: 29 Oct 04, 20:58 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

After which, Miraculous Headlong Tour Which Was Made In Heaven As A Kind Of Innuendo Day was proclaimed a universal holiday, to the immense joy and satisfaction of all good universal citizens, celebrating the new reign of the princes of the universe.

Meanwhile...

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Posted: 29 Oct 04, 21:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

freddie edited death on two legs...


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Posted: 30 Oct 04, 06:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

and people still don't know if freddie shaved his balls or not...


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Posted: 30 Oct 04, 15:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

said roger after a horrible hangover...


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