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Posted: 28 Oct 04, 00:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

All through that interview Ashlee Simpson had her mouth closed.

Coincedentally the drummer was found floating upside down in a local river earlier today.

Notice how she kept saying 'I love him to DEATH'? Hmm! Make sense now?


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Posted: 28 Oct 04, 00:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I think I can spell lier.

Nope. I can't.

Mind you if I were living off my sis' fame then, yeah, I'd lip sync. Fuck it. I wouldn't even appear. Just have a computer screen with my image on it and then start singing.


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Posted: 28 Oct 04, 00:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I would pay to see that.

But in fake money, of course.

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Posted: 28 Oct 04, 04:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Monopoly money!? :D I GET TO BE THE TOP HAT!!!


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Posted: 28 Oct 04, 05:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

dont make me say my usual comment..... *tries to control herself.....* SHE'S A FUCK WIT!! oh god, i should try to stop saying that, but why when it works so well for everything

as if you'd lip sync! what a fuck wit!

i praise elton john (and roger taylor, for backing him up) on the whole madonna thing, or ethal, or whatever she calls herself these days (i recommand fuck wit). im glad he spoke up! some one should of! i just wish it was me!!

theres my 2cents

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Posted: 28 Oct 04, 08:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color ="maroon">Fallen Angel</font> wrote:


i mean, i like ashlee, but come on, do i really need to hear about a fucking backup track 100000 times?


You like Ashlee, Nina?? I thought you had better taste than that.

I know you like punk, but it's more than obvious that Ashlee Simpson only uses "punk" to promote an image, while her music is nothing more than the usual bubblegum pop crap. She's nothing but a poser, a fake, and a fraud.

I mean, C'mon... even Barbara Streisand sounds more punk than Ashlee does.


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Posted: 28 Oct 04, 13:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

iGSM wrote:

All through that interview Ashlee Simpson had her mouth closed.


Shoot her in the spine


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Posted: 28 Oct 04, 15:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I thought it was a joke at first- when she just stood there and then went off the stage. and then I realized what happened and laughed at her.


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Posted: 28 Oct 04, 19:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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Hey, that's my gimmick.

I'm yet to see this but can imagine it would be extremely amusing.

Did the SNL guys say anything? Ugh, SNL has gone down the slide since all the 'funnys' left.


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Posted: 28 Oct 04, 20:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

She disgusts me.


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Posted: 28 Oct 04, 21:02 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

PaulPenney wrote:

5150 eats poo


Ashlee Simpson fan in da house!


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Posted: 28 Oct 04, 21:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Hey!


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Posted: 29 Oct 04, 01:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

If one loses their voice, then they should make do with whatever they have got left. Freddie did it in '82 on SNL, didn't he?

Funny how her voice went on her at 6pm, and there magically appeared a vocal track to play back, in case such a thing happened! Riiight.

At least she is very articulate. I'll give her that, as most of these teen singers can barely put a sentence together.


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Posted: 29 Oct 04, 08:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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At least she is very articulate. I'll give her that, as most of these teen singers can barely put a sentence together.


To me she seems worse than the average teenager. But there's no doubt that she's about as dumb as the stereotypical rich skank who can't say one single sentence without using the word "like".


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Posted: 29 Oct 04, 11:02 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

She had "acid reflux"?

As Jim Royle would say, "my arse". Nuff said.


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