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Posted: 30 Oct 04, 05:43 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

A new story, but the rules are you may not write more than two sentences:
Alright I'll start.

It was a beautiful day, Timmy was playing in the garden of his house. But suddenly a big car stopped, there came a black man out of the car, and he said:


Ever since I was a young boy,

I've played the silver ball.

From SoHo down to Brighton,

I must have played them all.

That deaf, dumb and blind kid,

sure plays a mean pinball
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Posted: 06 Nov 04, 10:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

And Timmy knew that something was wrong. The voice was metallic and the guy was wearing black sun glases.


2+2=5
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Posted: 06 Nov 04, 11:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

the pizza boy smiled to him really nicely. Timmy got the idea and invited him in.


2+2=5
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Posted: 06 Nov 04, 11:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

And Timmy said "Yes.. but, my Parents are still home"


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Posted: 06 Nov 04, 11:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

The pizza guy said: "Don't worry, I don't mind!"


2+2=5
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Posted: 06 Nov 04, 14:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

They both went upstairs. Then Timmy's mom came and got mad.


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Posted: 06 Nov 04, 14:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

PMSL. Is that it?


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Posted: 06 Nov 04, 15:31 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Back to the story.

Timmy was sad when his mom killed the pizza bot dilivery thing. He ran away from his mom and when he ran outside he saw the pizza bot delivery thing.


I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool!

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Posted: 06 Nov 04, 16:10 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Unfortunately, they all died in a sudden nuclear bomb attack and anybody who posts after this has a tiny penis.


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Posted: 06 Nov 04, 16:52 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

The things people have to do for living...


Ever since I was a young boy,

I've played the silver ball.

From SoHo down to Brighton,

I must have played them all.

That deaf, dumb and blind kid,

sure plays a mean pinball
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Posted: 06 Nov 04, 17:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

And he found out he was deaf, stupid and blind. and before that dyslctic aswell, cause his actual name was Tommy.

By The way, I haven't got a small penis. and I invite all nice girls to come and check it. ;P


Ever since I was a young boy,

I've played the silver ball.

From SoHo down to Brighton,

I must have played them all.

That deaf, dumb and blind kid,

sure plays a mean pinball
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Posted: 06 Nov 04, 18:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

So Tommy goes see a doctor and the doctor makes him a normal person again and tell his his name is Timmy. Timmy is happy and while he is running he see's the pizza bot dilivery thing again and runs away screaming, but the bot thing is chasing after him.


I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool!

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Posted: 06 Nov 04, 18:58 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Tommy was a pinball wizard.

Ever since I was a young boy (ok..girl) I played the silver ball. From Soho down to Brighton, I must've played them all. BUt I ain't seen nothing like him, in any amusement hall, that deaf, dumb, and blind kid, sure plays a mean pinball!!!!!


"The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keep out the joy."

(Jim Rohn)
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Posted: 06 Nov 04, 19:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Oops... more than two sentences. Oh well! :-P


"The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keep out the joy."

(Jim Rohn)
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Posted: 06 Nov 04, 19:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Oops... more than two sentences. Oh well! :-P


"The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keep out the joy."

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Posted: 07 Nov 04, 09:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

See Mee, Feel Meeeeeeeeee, Touch Meeee.

No not from the opera Tommy, from fred's favorite place.


Ever since I was a young boy,

I've played the silver ball.

From SoHo down to Brighton,

I must have played them all.

That deaf, dumb and blind kid,

sure plays a mean pinball