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Posted: 30 Oct 04, 05:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

A new story, but the rules are you may not write more than two sentences:
Alright I'll start.

It was a beautiful day, Timmy was playing in the garden of his house. But suddenly a big car stopped, there came a black man out of the car, and he said:


Ever since I was a young boy,

I've played the silver ball.

From SoHo down to Brighton,

I must have played them all.

That deaf, dumb and blind kid,

sure plays a mean pinball
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Posted: 30 Oct 04, 06:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

My name is J and agent F (Freddie) needs you for a special mission, code name Ogre Battle.


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Posted: 30 Oct 04, 09:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

but of course, the story wouldn't end now...


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Posted: 30 Oct 04, 11:21 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

So now litlle Timmy is known as Leroy Brown, but he got another breakdown. He started to walk down the streat and shoot people that he meet, with his rubber tommy water gun.


Ever since I was a young boy,

I've played the silver ball.

From SoHo down to Brighton,

I must have played them all.

That deaf, dumb and blind kid,

sure plays a mean pinball
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Posted: 30 Oct 04, 11:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Leroy was rather ina-ina-ina-ina-ina-inarticulate. He didn't want to die nor did he ever wish he'd been born at all.


...this kettle is boiling over...

...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon...

...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
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Posted: 30 Oct 04, 11:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

But then he put a gun against his head, and pulled his trigger, now he's dead.


"The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keep out the joy."

(Jim Rohn)
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Posted: 30 Oct 04, 11:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

but funny how love is, the lilly of the valley doesn't know if is this the real life or is this just fantasy...


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Posted: 30 Oct 04, 13:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

but the killer queen blew their mind with gun powder gelatine...


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Posted: 30 Oct 04, 13:43 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

and she felt like a millionaire...


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Posted: 30 Oct 04, 13:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

.. However she was just a fat bottemd girl wich made the rocking world go round, so he took her as a vollunteer to dans in the rain.


Ever since I was a young boy,

I've played the silver ball.

From SoHo down to Brighton,

I must have played them all.

That deaf, dumb and blind kid,

sure plays a mean pinball
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Posted: 30 Oct 04, 13:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

and she baked a lot of pies.


"The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keep out the joy."

(Jim Rohn)
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Posted: 30 Oct 04, 14:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

as she was fond of fried chicken


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Posted: 30 Oct 04, 15:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

with the other fat bottomed girl who made little timmy a bad boy...


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Posted: 30 Oct 04, 15:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

living in the lap of the gods while he was watching the fairy fellar's master-stroke...


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Posted: 30 Oct 04, 15:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

doing the march of the black queen bring back that leroy brown who was convinced that too much love will kill you


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Posted: 30 Oct 04, 16:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

that was made in heaven long away through an innuendo...


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Posted: 30 Oct 04, 16:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Then John McCain walked up to Timmy and told him that it was necessary for him to stop the evil Judge Wargrave from killing them all. "Ring ring ring ring ring, banana phone!" said McCain.


"Brian May, Freddie will."
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Posted: 30 Oct 04, 16:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

and it was the white man, looking for the white queen because the night comes down


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Posted: 30 Oct 04, 18:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

dear friends, there is heaven for everyone and don't risk a sheer heart attack with delilah 'cause we're all god's people


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Posted: 30 Oct 04, 18:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

shut up!


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