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Posted: 01 Nov 04, 19:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Mine would say 'Hey...you can't come in here! Only the Griffin's may enter this house. Now bring me the tool shed for I am hungry!'

Yeah. Albeit non-sensical.


...this kettle is boiling over...

...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon...

...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
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Posted: 01 Nov 04, 19:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Mine usually says "119."


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Posted: 01 Nov 04, 20:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Heh...with my luck, my scale would take on my dance teacher's personality and start lecturing me for my ongoing affair with all starches...

Although, last time I checked, it hadn't done so, and was nice enough to simply say '88'. I hope it isn't lying!

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Posted: 02 Nov 04, 23:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"GET OFF OF ME, YOU FAT FUCK!!!"
What a mean scale... :/


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'Yes liz, thank you for the new batteries. I know you wouldn't get on me unless your mum asked you to change the batteries, and now you need to test if they work. Your mum couldn't she's too scared, she actually weighs 10 kilos more than she tells everyone, and let's not get started on your dad....'


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Posted: 03 Nov 04, 19:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Gaining wieght is a funny thing; when it isn't you. People used to make fun of a teacher that was in my school when i was in the 6th grade because she was the size of an elephant, or at least the wieght of one. The next year i would ask my younger friends what teacher they got when they made it to the 6th grade, some would say Mrs. Settlemyre and i would laugh. They would say what are you laghing about? I said, cuz' she almost ate me.


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Posted: 03 Nov 04, 19:59 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

110 lbs.


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Posted: 03 Nov 04, 20:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

geeks&geeks<br><font>God Empress</font> wrote:

Mine usually says "119."


I just read this thread today, and I was thinking, "I have this great idea." Then I read your post, and you were a step ahead in the game.

On a related note, I think mine usually says '130'...so I win.


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Posted: 03 Nov 04, 21:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Umm.. Are you sure you wouldn't rather stand on the scales at a weigh station?

WOW, hey folks, get a load of this, I never knew this here dial could spin that fast


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Posted: 04 Nov 04, 03:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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"Where's the beef!? Oh! It's in your ass... And your thighs... and your arms... and your neck..."

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Posted: 04 Nov 04, 19:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Although if mine could talk to me, it might occasionally say something rather mean after I've had dinner at a Chinese buffet.


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