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Posted: 03 Nov 04, 12:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

It appears the average American ain't as dumb as they look, for they haven't sold us all to hell in a handcart by voting in that gormless pleb John Kerry, and I for one cry 'Hallelujah!'

I told you months ago I'd show my arse in Woolworth's window if Kerry won - for one thing, how could he have made President with that face?

He certainly wouldn't have featured on Mount Rushmore - there wouldn't have been enough rockface for his chin!

Bloody socialists, they really are bad losers. Not to mention slack-jawed, cowardly, spineless, craven, clueless, obtuse, ridiculous cretins that, without fault, smell of kipper.

Rejoice!


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Posted: 03 Nov 04, 14:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I thought it was funny, nice one Flashy.


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Posted: 03 Nov 04, 14:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Flashman wrote:

It appears the average American ain't as dumb as they look, for they haven't sold us all to hell in a handcart by voting in that gormless pleb John Kerry, and I for one cry 'Hallelujah!'

I told you months ago I'd show my arse in Woolworth's window if Kerry won - for one thing, how could he have made President with that face?

He certainly wouldn't have featured on Mount Rushmore - there wouldn't have been enough rockface for his chin!

Bloody socialists, they really are bad losers. Not to mention slack-jawed, cowardly, spineless, craven, clueless, obtuse, ridiculous cretins that, without fault, smell of kipper.

Rejoice!




I totally agree.


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Posted: 03 Nov 04, 15:36 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote


Ted Kennedy! Jimmy Carter! Walter Mondale! Wesley Clark! Bill and Hillary Clinton! JFK! Al Gore! Michael Moore, can you hear me? Your boy took one hell of a beating. One hell of a beating!


(With apologies to Bjørge Lillelien)






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Posted: 03 Nov 04, 17:30 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote


Castro fell on his face and it was funny! I may be 99% against Hitler because I mean come on, he did have a stylish moustache. Just kidding. :^)


Lol.


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Posted: 03 Nov 04, 22:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

yeesh. Some really ignorant folks in here these days.

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Posted: 03 Nov 04, 22:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Can you liberal elites please write slower? Ow, my neck is burning.


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Posted: 05 Nov 04, 03:07 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Wreckage wrote:


Ted Kennedy! Jimmy Carter! Walter Mondale! Wesley Clark! Bill and Hillary Clinton! JFK! Al Gore! Michael Moore, can you hear me? Your boy took one hell of a beating. One hell of a beating!


Chortle! But you forgot Osama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein.


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Posted: 05 Nov 04, 20:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Good work Flashman you old toilet seat.

The moment Morrisey said vote Bush out the election was in the bag.

God bless America.

Next stop Iran followed shortly by North Korea. About time I got some results for my taxes.




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Posted: 05 Nov 04, 20:23 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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Posted: 06 Nov 04, 09:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I really enjoy the ability of the bush supporters to logically state their cause with elegant language, well thought out reasoning, facts, and a friendly exchange of ideas.

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Posted: 06 Nov 04, 12:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I have a few names for you, Flashman, dear:

-Martin Van Buren
-William Howard Taft
-James Buchanan
-Chester Arthur
-Ulysses Grant
-Richard Nixon
-George W. Bush

Clearly, we don't choose our Presidents based on how attractive they are.

I, for one, am extremely pissed off. The country's going down the tubes and now it's going to take the Supreme Court along with it. Or maybe it's the other way around.

And by the way, I'm disappointed. I'm used to you being quite reasonable. The next person who tries to link a Democrat to Osama bin Laden gets it in the ass. With a pair of fire tongs.


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Posted: 06 Nov 04, 14:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Uh oh! Mandy's gone back door on us!!

I still love ya girl!

;)


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Posted: 07 Nov 04, 06:30 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

But Blair will walk it in 2005.


Guess who's back?
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Posted: 07 Nov 04, 10:32 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

thank god I'm 17 and can't be blamed OR praised because I couldn't vote!


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