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Posted: 04 Nov 04, 10:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

there was a guy he looked in the fridge and saw a loaf of bread and he thought it was his when he looked closly he found it wasnt his because it said thick cut! whats your jokes?

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Posted: 04 Nov 04, 15:10 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?

He worked in a wherehouse.

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Posted: 04 Nov 04, 15:31 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

A man and his wife are sitting down watching tv, when the wife goes, "ok Superman, lets go have sex" well the husband is a bit pumped up at that remark and asks "Hun, Why did you call me Superman, is it because I am the man of steel?" and she said "nope" Hmm.. "Is it because I am more powerful than a Locomotive? huh huh <wink, wink> " and his wife said again.. "nope.." well.. now he is really confused.. so he looks at her and says.. " So Why then.." and she stops and looks back at him and says "because you are faster than a speeding bullet!"

Moral of this story men, if your woman seems to compliment you... take it.. DON'T ask questions...


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Posted: 04 Nov 04, 22:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Q: What do Australians say after sex?
A: I cum from the land down under!

My friend claimed he made that up. I'm not so sure.


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Posted: 04 Nov 04, 22:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"The Republican National Committee announced today
that the Republican Party is changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom. The committee chairman
explained that the condom more clearly reflects the
party's stance today, because a condom accepts
inflation, halts production, destroys the next
generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually getting fucked."

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Posted: 04 Nov 04, 22:51 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Can we please have at least one thread in the personal section that does not involve politics and people attacking others?

Sheesh!

Ja ne...

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Posted: 05 Nov 04, 00:07 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

MetzgerR wrote:

Can we please have at least one thread in the personal section that does not involve politics and people attacking others?

Sheesh!

Ja ne...


Apparently not.

But I will say that that was a pretty good joke.


Creativity can always cover for a lack of knowledge.
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Posted: 05 Nov 04, 00:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

MetzgerR wrote:

Can we please have at least one thread in the personal section that does not involve politics and people attacking others?

Sheesh!

Ja ne...


I don't get it.

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Posted: 05 Nov 04, 01:20 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Lester Burnham wrote:

MetzgerR wrote:

Can we please have at least one thread in the personal section that does not involve politics and people attacking others?

Sheesh!

Ja ne...


I don't get it.


You have to look deeply in between the lines.


Creativity can always cover for a lack of knowledge.