Forums > Personal > JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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there was a guy he looked in the fridge and saw a loaf of bread and he thought it was his when he looked closly he found it wasnt his because it said thick cut! whats your jokes?

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A man and his wife are sitting down watching tv, when the wife goes, "ok Superman, lets go have sex" well the husband is a bit pumped up at that remark and asks "Hun, Why did you call me Superman, is it because I am the man of steel?" and she said "nope" Hmm.. "Is it because I am more powerful than a Locomotive? huh huh <wink, wink> " and his wife said again.. "nope.." well.. now he is really confused.. so he looks at her and says.. " So Why then.." and she stops and looks back at him and says "because you are faster than a speeding bullet!"

Moral of this story men, if your woman seems to compliment you... take it.. DON'T ask questions...

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"The Republican National Committee announced today
that the Republican Party is changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom. The committee chairman
explained that the condom more clearly reflects the
party's stance today, because a condom accepts
inflation, halts production, destroys the next
generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually getting fucked."

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Apparently not.

But I will say that that was a pretty good joke.

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You have to look deeply in between the lines.