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crispy

Rocker: 45 posts
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there was a guy he looked in the fridge and saw a loaf of bread and he thought it was his when he looked closly he found it wasnt his because it said thick cut! whats your jokes?
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Penetration_Guru

Deity: 11155 posts
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Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp? He worked in a wherehouse.
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Megamike The GREAT

Deity: 2264 posts
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A man and his wife are sitting down watching tv, when the wife goes, "ok Superman, lets go have sex" well the husband is a bit pumped up at that remark and asks "Hun, Why did you call me Superman, is it because I am the man of steel?" and she said "nope" Hmm.. "Is it because I am more powerful than a Locomotive? huh huh <wink, wink> " and his wife said again.. "nope.." well.. now he is really confused.. so he looks at her and says.. " So Why then.." and she stops and looks back at him and says "because you are faster than a speeding bullet!" Moral of this story men, if your woman seems to compliment you... take it.. DON'T ask questions...
My Brothers and Sisters all hated me 'cause I was an only child...
-Weird Al (Generic Blues)
I gave up on books when 'To Kill A Mockingbird' gave me no useful advice on how to kill a mockingbird.
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SergeantPepperDG

Royalty: 1725 posts
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Q: What do Australians say after sex? A: I cum from the land down under! My friend claimed he made that up. I'm not so sure.
Kay Adams Corleone- The ultimate desperate housewife
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veronica58

Champion: 84 posts
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"The Republican National Committee announced today that the Republican Party is changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom. The committee chairman explained that the condom more clearly reflects the party's stance today, because a condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually getting fucked."
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MetzgerR

Bohemian: 368 posts
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Can we please have at least one thread in the personal section that does not involve politics and people attacking others? Sheesh! Ja ne...
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Music Man

Deity: 2346 posts
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MetzgerR wrote: Can we please have at least one thread in the personal section that does not involve politics and people attacking others? Sheesh! Ja ne... Apparently not. But I will say that that was a pretty good joke.
Creativity can always cover for a lack of knowledge.
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Lester Burnham

Deity: 5870 posts
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MetzgerR wrote: Can we please have at least one thread in the personal section that does not involve politics and people attacking others? Sheesh! Ja ne... I don't get it.
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Music Man

Deity: 2346 posts
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Lester Burnham wrote: MetzgerR wrote: Can we please have at least one thread in the personal section that does not involve politics and people attacking others? Sheesh! Ja ne... I don't get it. You have to look deeply in between the lines.
Creativity can always cover for a lack of knowledge.
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