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Posted: 09 Nov 04, 18:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I can't remember if I have mentioned this before (Aw for fuck's sake, not again) But my first book went on sale last week and they are flying off the shelves at an alarming rate (and if you believe that, you'll believe any old pish).
I even made the Edinburgh Evening News in what I hope you will agree is the world's worst ever piece of journalistic writing.
the links is.

http://edinburghnews.com/capitalcity.cfm?id=1279902004

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Posted: 09 Nov 04, 18:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

That is awesome!

(I want my copy autographed ;-)!)


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Posted: 09 Nov 04, 18:20 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I will expect an autographed copy in my Christmas stocking!


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Posted: 09 Nov 04, 18:31 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I am going to buy mine and I expect you Fatty, and the autographed book in MY xmas stocking!!

:)


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Posted: 09 Nov 04, 20:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Fatty, why dont you try and get some stuff published here

http://www.comedyisparamount.com/glue/

You never know you might get some stuff shown on Paramount

Just an idea


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Posted: 09 Nov 04, 21:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Oh my dear goodness - congratulations!!!

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Posted: 10 Nov 04, 07:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Writer Scott Simpson:)) We can be proud of you. And she called you "HE", lol.

I want a signed copy please - can I order one?


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Posted: 10 Nov 04, 08:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Good luck with the book chum, I'm sure it'll be a great success. I am particularly jelous that you met Greg and Ford, as I am a huge fan of Chewin' the Fat and Still Game.

Make sure you let us know how we can get our hands on a signed copy!


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Posted: 10 Nov 04, 09:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

*claps*


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Posted: 10 Nov 04, 12:24 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I didnt know you knew the guy from eurythmics.


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Posted: 10 Nov 04, 12:48 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Congratulations fatty!

I want a signed copy too! :)


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Posted: 10 Nov 04, 16:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I know I've said this before but well done and congratulations, fatty. If it were available in NZ I'd be rushing out to get me one. As it is my dad is in Dundee this Christmas so I think I'll tell him to buy one. Enjoy that 5p you get from it!


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Posted: 11 Nov 04, 17:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Bravo young sir.


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Posted: 12 Nov 04, 05:55 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Word. That's awesome.


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Posted: 13 Nov 04, 08:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Lucky bastard.

One of these days...

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Posted: 12 Jan 06, 08:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

fatty wrote:

I can't remember if I have mentioned this before (Aw for fuck's sake, not again) But my first book went on sale last week and they are flying off the shelves at an alarming rate (and if you believe that, you'll believe any old pish).
I even made the Edinburgh Evening News in what I hope you will agree is the world's worst ever piece of journalistic writing.
the links is.

http://edinburghnews.com/capitalcity.cfm?id=1279902004

fatty.


I do agree that the Evening News is the world's worst ever piece of journalistic writing.



This can't end well.