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Posted: 15 Nov 04, 02:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Hello all. It's 2 12am EST, and as I need to be up for work in less than five hours, I figured it's as good a time as any to pose this thread.

I'm sure there are those of you who like me, those of you who don't like me, and those of you who simply don't know me. This is your opportunity to ask any question you have of me, and I will answer in my typical sarcastic yet brutally honest fashion.

Learn all you need to know! Ask away.

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Posted: 15 Nov 04, 02:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

are you a virgin? hey! you said ask anything...so i am!! i thought i wouldnt beat around the bush...



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Posted: 15 Nov 04, 02:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

A very good question.

No, I am not a virgin - lost it to a brusky fellow named Bubba outside a Wichitaw train station, insisting that he teach me how to properly 'touch my toes'. I haven't sat right since.

Either that, or it was a drunken night with my first real girlfriend two years ago, which just came off as completely awkward and not very enjoyable.

You choose.

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Posted: 15 Nov 04, 02:55 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

im going to have to say the first one.... its funny (and probably true!!!) i mean.... that doesnt turn me on at all *avoids eye contact*

well that certainly was inspiring...i feel as if we've known each other forever now! (fuck i rabble alot!)

monte


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Posted: 15 Nov 04, 08:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Do you REALLY like celery with peanut butter?


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Posted: 15 Nov 04, 08:24 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Have you ever tripped on acid?


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Posted: 15 Nov 04, 08:31 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

No.


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Posted: 15 Nov 04, 08:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Whats the longest you've gone, without changing your underpants?

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Posted: 15 Nov 04, 08:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

6 months... oh wait, these are questions for LESTER to answer..

How BIG is "IT" ...there, I asked the one question all you women want to ask, but are too damn scared to... BTW, this was asked FOR the women of this place, I have no real need for this knowledge..


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Posted: 15 Nov 04, 12:02 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Which is your favourite orchestral instrument?

Ja ne!

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Posted: 15 Nov 04, 12:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Bassoon's neat, though few people ever manage to become even slightly proficient on it...and double bass is great too! It just is so tiring to hold those massively thick strings down! And it's way different from the other strings instruments I'm more familiar with.

I think the violincello is probably one of the most beautiful instruments ever made, and along with that go oboe, french horn, and bassoon. Of course, I'm ultra partial to viola, that being my instrument and all...

But uhm...are we going to be answered, dear Lester?

Ja ne!

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Posted: 15 Nov 04, 13:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Sorry all - these are very good questions, but I'm at work and the boss is looking over my shoulder periodically.

So my answers will have to wait until tonight. Keep asking, though!

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Posted: 15 Nov 04, 13:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

why?


Mejor yo me hecho una chela, y chance enchufo una chava, chambeando de chafirete, me sobra chupe y pachanga



Tranzando de arriba a abajo, hay va la chilanga banda , chinchin si me la recuerdan
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Posted: 15 Nov 04, 16:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Thomas-as a matter of fact, no I am not John Deacon, but I did beat him at pinball once. He threw a hissy fit and claimed I cheated - of course I didn’t - and we got into a huge fight, and he yelled at me not to talk back. He wrote a song about it the next year, and in a rare move for John, dedicated it to me with the same kind of venom that Freddie did ‘Death On Two Legs’ so many years ago.

Janet-I actually don’t like celery, as I choked on a stick of it in the seventh grade, resulting in my math teacher giving me the heimlich maneuver (not CPR!). And my uncle died in a peanut butter-related accident - my family doesn’t speak of this incident.

SgtPepper-yes, I did trip on acid once. My friend left it out on the floor overnight and I wasn’t looking where I was going.

Brimon-I cannot answer your question, as I simply do not wear underpants.

MegaMike-“it” is two letters long - no more, no less.

MetzgerR-the slide whistle.

Hem-I die inside a little each time I read Queenzone.

bambam-who doesn’t?

Killaqueen-my favorite teletubbie is Karl Marx.

Hem-see my response to bambam’s question.

Mex-why not?

Hem-utterly and absolutely absurd, for all three questions.

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Posted: 15 Nov 04, 16:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

So, do we get a round two here?

Ja ne!

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Posted: 15 Nov 04, 17:16 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Ask away - I'll answer in rounds instead of posting separate entries.

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Posted: 15 Nov 04, 17:21 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Denki denki, Lester!

Hm...Okay, what was your first thought after discovering the Song of Solomon in the Bible?

Ja ne!

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Posted: 15 Nov 04, 17:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Before I answer any questions, I want to make it clear that I do not condone the pirate ship thread in any way, shape, or form. Please do not ask any more questions about it.

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Posted: 15 Nov 04, 17:32 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

lester, you answered "why not?"
that's not an answer, you just answered with another question , i want an explination

why?


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Posted: 15 Nov 04, 19:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LOL! I thought he was too, Alistair!


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