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Posted: 16 Nov 04, 00:58 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Pillsbury Doughboy
THE PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY DEAD AT 71

Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, The Pillsbury Doughboy, died yesterday of a severe yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out including Mrs. Butterworth, The California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, The Hostess Twinkies, Captain Crunch, and many others.

The graveside was piled high with flours as longtime friend Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who "never knew how much he was kneaded."

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his second wife, Play Dough. They have two children and one in the oven. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes....




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Posted: 16 Nov 04, 01:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

ahem, do you suffer with short term memory loss???........



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Posted: 16 Nov 04, 11:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

funny, but I've already seen it. good waste of my energy though, i appreciate it


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Posted: 16 Nov 04, 14:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

me_and_my_innuendo wrote:

funny, but I've already seen it. good waste of my energy though, i appreciate it


It really took quite a bit of energy just for you to read it?


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