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Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach user not visiting Queenzone.com

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Posted: 22 Nov 04, 18:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I think there's little room for argument that Queen fans are generally lacking in intelligence. Quite possibly when the 'missing link' is discovered it will undoubtedly be a Queen fan.

From the start Roger hasn't been the sharpest tool in the box and for all Brian's qualifications he couldn't think of a better rant than saying 'stupid bitch' (or words of that ilk) several times about some bird journo whom he disliked. And who can forget when John appeared on University Challenge back in the early Seventies and he accidentally called Bamber Gascoigne 'dad'! Worst of all Freddie hung aroung with Eric Hall (according to Eric Hall).

Famous Queen fans include Keith Chegwin, Tony Blackburn, Evil Kneivel, Penny Smith, Uri Gellor, Prince Harry and Robin Cook. If brains were dynamite there wouldn't be enough to blow their collective hat off.

If more evidence is required check out the numerous 'I'm not reading that it looks like a shite topic that's been done a thousand times before and where the fuck is Fatty?' topics. I think those with less than a thousand posts tend to be idiots and those with more than a thousand posts are usually dumb enough to believe it.

Please note these are not the views of Sir Archie but are the product of his pet chimpanzee who is quite possibly the fourth most intelligent poster on Queenzone, because he can wipe his own arse.

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Posted: 22 Nov 04, 18:16 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Ah... but Queen's famous fans also include Peter Kay and Bill Bailey - the latter is a complete genius! :D


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Posted: 22 Nov 04, 19:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Well yes, Queen fans are really dumb. How do you call the man who's talking with his chimpanzee...? ;-)


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Posted: 22 Nov 04, 19:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I know your new bit of stuff might have a face like a baboons arse, but thats no reason to refer to her as your, pet chimpanzee.
Really.


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Posted: 22 Nov 04, 23:16 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"simple" or schizophrenic?


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Posted: 23 Nov 04, 03:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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Posted: 23 Nov 04, 12:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I think 'stupid' may be rather harsh Archie, you old felon. How about:-

The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.

A few clowns short of a circus.

Thought Chubber Checker's a board game for fatties.

A few fries short of a Happy Meal.

An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.

A few beers short of a six-pack.

A few peas short of a casserole.

Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box.

All foam, no beer.

Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.

Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Chimney's clogged.

Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.

Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.

Forgot to pay his brain bill.

Her sewing machine's out of thread.

His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.

His belt doesn't go through all the loops.

Missing a few buttons on his remote control.

No grain in the silo.

Proof that evolution can go in reverse.

Receiver is off the hook.

Skylight leaks a little.

Surfing in Nebraska.

But if you think Queen fans are dummies, you should try a peek over at StingZone. They eat bananas with their feet over there.






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Posted: 23 Nov 04, 17:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

...and Freddie's classic
"my kettle is boiling over"


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Posted: 23 Nov 04, 23:51 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

No, Tiffany has a fatal error in "her" logic.

I'll give Tiffany an inch by asserting that (1) the people who know the LEAST about a topic are often the ones who say the MOST. I'm not the first to notice this correlation, either.

(2)The innumerable posts to this Message Board are driven by a lot of relatively un-knowledgable people questing for knowledge, however unwittingly or clumsily executed (making bold, rude assertions, having verbal brawls, etc.).

(3)They are certainly Queen fans, without question.

Therefore, if I regard these 3 statements as truths, I can conclude that Queenzone Message Board posters are dimly burning bulbs, Tiffany included, judging by his HUGE post total (tongue in cheek)!

But do Queenzone Message Board posters represent the larger group of Queen fans? HELL NO! Reason: not ALL Queen fans post to Queenzone Message Boards. And that's the flaw. One cannot extrapolate conclusions from this smaller subset to the larger sample.

But then again, I'm just a toothless drool factory, so don't listen to me!




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