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Posted: 03 Dec 04, 10:07 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

read what happened to me last christmas! hope it will be at least the same this year. :P
enjoy!
if you want, you can make up your own story there!!! heheh! look forward to reading your stories, guys!

Sonia, the Master of the Universe's Christmas Story

It was a Christmas eve Sonia, the Master of the Universe and Roger Taylor in I Want to Break Free video will never forget. Roger Taylor in I Want to Break Free video was visiting Sonia, the Master of the Universe for the holidays. They had just finished a grand Christmas dinner with lots of sarmale cu smantana si paine, Sonia, the Master of the Universe's favorite. The grown-ups were in the kitchen cleaning up. Roger Taylor in I Want to Break Free video and Sonia, the Master of the Universe were playing in the living room when all of a sudden they heard singing outside. Sonia, the Master of the Universe and Roger Taylor in I Want to Break Free video ran to the door, and there standing in the lightly falling snow were Christmas carolers singing Thanx God It's Christmas . It was so cold you could see the singers' breath rising in the air like puffs of smoke.

The carolers called for Roger Taylor in I Want to Break Free video and Sonia, the Master of the Universe to join them. It was late, but Sonia, the Master of the Universe's folks said they could go for a little while. Sonia, the Master of the Universe and Roger Taylor in I Want to Break Free video grabbed their coats and hats and gloves and went out to sing with the carolers. It was great fun!

As Sonia, the Master of the Universe and Roger Taylor in I Want to Break Free video headed home, the snow stopped, the stars started twinkling and the moon was so bright, they could see through the darkness. Just as they arrived at Sonia, the Master of the Universe's door, Roger Taylor in I Want to Break Free video stopped. "Listen Sonia, the Master of the Universe, did you hear that? It sounds like bells!"

"I hear it, too!" Sonia, the Master of the Universe said hurrying toward Roger Taylor in I Want to Break Free video. "Look up there," Roger Taylor in I Want to Break Free video pointed. "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Sonia, the Master of the Universe asked. "Yes! It's Santa! It has to be!" Roger Taylor in I Want to Break Free video gasped excitedly. "Listen, I think I can hear him calling out 'Ho, Ho, Ho.'"

"Yes!" Sonia, the Master of the Universe said, "I hear it too! It looks like he's over John Deacon from the 70s's house. We better get inside and put out the milk and cookies! We need to get to bed ourselves."



"Let's run," Roger Taylor in I Want to Break Free video said.

The grownups were just finishing the dishes when Roger Taylor in I Want to Break Free video and Sonia, the Master of the Universe slid across the kitchen floor. "We saw Santa!" Sonia, the Master of the Universe huffed. He was flying over John Deacon from the 70s's house. We've got to hurry and put out Santa's snack. If we're not in bed Santa won't stop here!"

Quickly, Roger Taylor in I Want to Break Free video and Sonia, the Master of the Universe poured Santa's milk in a glass and put five chocolate chip cookies on a plate. They placed the snack on the hearth near the fireplace so Santa would be sure to see it. As they climbed into bed, they heard the grownups downstairs chuckling. "That must have been one big shooting star those kids saw," one said. Roger Taylor in I Want to Break Free video and Sonia, the Master of the Universe just smiled at each other as they drifted off to sleep. They knew what they saw was not a shooting star. Shooting stars don't ring bells and they don't sing out, "Merry Christmas to all and to all a goodnight!"
The End




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Posted: 03 Dec 04, 10:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

this is the link to make your own story:
http://www.blackdog.net/cgi-bin/story/xmas.cgi


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Posted: 04 Dec 04, 10:31 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

It was a Christmas eve Megamike and Mary will never forget. Mary was visiting Megamike for the holidays. They had just finished a grand Christmas dinner with lots of Pizza, Megamike's favorite. The grown-ups were in the kitchen cleaning up and talking a bunch of shit as usual. Mary and Megamike were playing in the living room when all of a sudden they heard singing outside. Megamike and Mary ran to the door, and there standing in the lightly falling snow were Christmas carolers singing The Twelve Days of Cryptmas. It was so cold you could see the singers' breath rising in the air like puffs of smoke.

Christmas Bells The carolers called for Mary and Megamike to join them. It was late, but Megamike's folks said GO! Mom and I want to have the house to ourselves so we can BANG each other silly. Megamike and Mary grabbed their coats and hats and gloves and went out to sing with the carolers. It was great fun!

As Megamike and Mary headed home, the snow stopped, the stars started twinkling and the moon was so bright, they could see through the darkness. Just as they arrived at Megamike's door, Mary stopped. "Listen Megamike, did you hear that? It sounds like bells!"

"I hear it, too!" Megamike said hurrying toward Mary. "Look up there," Mary pointed. "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Megamike asked. "Yes! But We are too young to have sex in the snow.. But HEY, I think that is SANTA! It has to be!" Mary gasped excitedly. "Listen, I think I can hear him calling out 'Ho, Ho, Ho.'"

"Yes!" Megamike said, "I hear it too! IT sounds like he is calling my mom a HO, and it looks like he's over Karin's house. We better get inside and put out the milk and cookies! We need to get to bed ourselves."
It's Santa!

"Let's run," Mary said.

The grownups were just finishing the dishes when Mary and Megamike slid across the kitchen floor. "We saw Santa!" Megamike huffed. He was flying over Karin's house. We've got to hurry and put out Santa's snack. If we're not in bed Santa won't stop here!"

Santa's Coming!Quickly, Mary and Megamike poured Santa's Wiskey in a glass and put five chocolate chip cookies laced with EXLAX on a plate. They placed the snack on the hearth near the fireplace so Santa would be sure to see it. As they climbed into bed, they heard the grownups downstairs chuckling. "That must have been one big shooting star those kids saw," one said. Mary and Megamike just smiled at each other as they drifted off to sleep. They knew what they saw was not a shooting star. Shooting stars don't ring bells and they don't sing out, "Merry Christmas to all, GOD I NEED A NEW JOB, and to all a goodnight!


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Posted: 04 Dec 04, 10:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

It was a Christmas eve Dan and Murderous Biker will never forget. Murderous Biker was visiting Dan for the holidays. They had just finished a grand Christmas dinner with lots of dog food, Dan's favorite. The grown-ups were in the kitchen cleaning up. Murderous Biker and Dan were playing in the living room when all of a sudden they heard singing outside. Dan and Murderous Biker ran to the door, and there standing in the lightly falling snow were Christmas carolers singing "How The Fuck Should I Know?! Something By Queen I'm Sure...". It was so cold you could see the singers' breath rising in the air like puffs of smoke.

The carolers called for Murderous Biker and Dan to join them. It was late, but Dan's folks said they could go for a little while. Dan and Murderous Biker grabbed their coats and hats and gloves and went out to sing with the carolers. It was great fun!

As Dan and Murderous Biker headed home, the snow stopped, the stars started twinkling and the moon was so bright, they could see through the darkness. Just as they arrived at Dan's door, Murderous Biker stopped. "Listen Dan, did you hear that? It sounds like bells!"

"I hear it, too!" Dan said hurrying toward Murderous Biker. "Look up there," Murderous Biker pointed. "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Dan asked. "Yes! It's Santa! It has to be!" Murderous Biker gasped excitedly. "Listen, I think I can hear him calling out 'Ho, Ho, Ho.'"

"Yes!" Dan said, "I hear it too! It looks like he's over Crazy Harry's house. We better get inside and put out the milk and cookies! We need to get to bed ourselves."



"Let's run," Murderous Biker said.

The grownups were just finishing the dishes when Murderous Biker and Dan slid across the kitchen floor. "We saw Santa!" Dan huffed. He was flying over Crazy Harry's house. We've got to hurry and put out Santa's snack. If we're not in bed Santa won't stop here!"

Quickly, Murderous Biker and Dan poured Santa's milk in a glass and put five chocolate chip cookies on a plate. They placed the snack on the hearth near the fireplace so Santa would be sure to see it. As they climbed into bed, they heard the grownups downstairs chuckling. "That must have been one big shooting star those kids saw," one said. Murderous Biker and Dan just smiled at each other as they drifted off to sleep. They knew what they saw was not a shooting star. Shooting stars don't ring bells and they don't sing out, "Merry Christmas to all and to all a goodnight!"


"Elton John and I became really good friends. I don't mean 'good friends' in that sense. I just mean we slept together." -Billy Joel
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Posted: 07 Dec 04, 07:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

lmao!!!


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Posted: 07 Dec 04, 14:21 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

BAH!! HUMBUG!!!


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