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Posted: 08 Dec 04, 19:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

the darkness

ahem

sucks

blows

not good at all

no talent

sweeter than sachrine

rancid as 2 week old in the sun milk


worst wannabe queen band of the decade


can't sing if god instilled a canary voice in any of em.


so much hair on that band, it'd cover 10 bald men

plain as day they wish their penises were guitars

also the reason for their avid assumption everybody wants to be homosexual.

the only thing lightning quick about them is their ability to have any station changed at the mere mention of them..

..to another channel with anything but them on it.


for the first time ever, there is a singer who actually does sound like his nads have been squeezed a bit too hard and honestly, not hard enough.


i could go on in truth about this band...oh yea..

if anyone ever thought mahler, wk couldn't sing, dont bother hearing their version of bohemian rhapsody,

the darkness gives creedence to the meaning of cd as cup coasters and make do frisbees with a one stop destination: garbage bin.


the darkness is so bad, even i wouldn't hold a flashlight to find em.


the darkness is so bad, its the one place they oughta be, in the dark, locked away to 1,000 hours of true music, gustav mahler and william (wk) mahler and not let out until they can harmonize with "now i know my a-b-c's"


the darkness is so bad, 6 months in alaska sounds good.


id rather listen to michael jackson than the darkness.

hey,

darkness,

BLINDED BY THE LIGHT


you guys deserve my song

EXCUSE ME

excuse me for the things i say, gonna make a new life sometime today..


unfortunatly i can't make a new one for you "the darkness"



lemme see.....


no, i don't want to seem to tease those in the darkness.


william

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Posted: 08 Dec 04, 19:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

And talking of people who suck... *ahem*

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Posted: 08 Dec 04, 21:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Well, Scott Stapp formerly of Creed claims to have been influenced by Queen. Does that count?


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Posted: 08 Dec 04, 21:36 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

The Darkness kick ass. They should have two lead singers like Triumph did. Justin Hawkins is to me Rik Emmett and if I was in the band I'd pass as Gil Moore. I have more of a singing blues voice and can sing and play drums at same time. The Darkness is what happens when you put Thin Lizzy, AC/DC, Queen, Led Zeppelin and Humble Pie in a blender with Tiny Tim.


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Posted: 09 Dec 04, 00:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Worst wannabe queen band in history is :(drum roll) Well Well Well .... my god mahler you acctually accomplished something. Amazingly the answer is anything you touch that bares the Queen name. I must say thats a award you truely deserve. CHEERS!


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Posted: 09 Dec 04, 02:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I love The Darkness. They have a completely unique style. I think it suits them. I just think it's good that they were influenced by Queen enough to want to be like them.

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Posted: 09 Dec 04, 03:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Brings a smile to (most) peoples faces.
Dont take themselves too seriously.
reminds people that rock and roll is supposed to be fun.
Set out to entertain, not to preach.

All the above apply equally to The Darkness as they do to Queen.

Like them or not It's what the music industry desperately needs right now, and I say more power to them.



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Posted: 09 Dec 04, 04:36 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Yes, I must agree, The Darkness ARE the worst wanabee Queen act . . . ever!

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Posted: 09 Dec 04, 06:32 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

i think it's strange that bands like the darkness are considered good because they are different than all of the other pop crap when all they are is rip offs of other great bands like queen that have been around for years. they are not popular because they are good but rather because the bands they rip off were/are good. what's worse being a crappy popstar or only being better than a crappy popstar by ripping of people and not having your own ideas (not that most popstars have their own ideas). bands like queen were so great because they were original and did things differently, they used others ideas, but had their own style.


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Posted: 09 Dec 04, 06:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I dislike the Darkness, a lot, but imo the worst Queen wannabe act is Brian + Roger


John hated HS. Fred's fave singer was not PR. Roger didn't compose 'Innuendo.' Witness testimonies are often inaccurate. Scotland's not in England. 'Bo Rhap' hasn't got 180 voices.
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Posted: 09 Dec 04, 06:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I love em! U people should be ashamed of urselfs. They rock! THE WORST QUEENWANNABE BANDS ARE THOSE LAME TRIBUTE BANDS! omfg do THEY suck!! especially the Japanese blimp singer, YUCK!

THEDARKNESSROCK!!


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