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Posted: 13 Dec 04, 16:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Thanks to these talentless little knob cheeses I can spend less time reading and replying to interesting topics and do more constructive things instead.

I no longer need to at topic titles I just look at the originator and nine times out of ten can move on down the screen because I know it will be rubbish of the lowest order.

I raise my glass to those who have 'dumbed down' Queenzone. For when the nuclear holocaust arrrives, these people, along with the cockroaches will survive.

Merry Xmas one and all.


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Posted: 13 Dec 04, 20:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

thank you for that insightful nonsense...


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Posted: 13 Dec 04, 22:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

It's certainly not nonsense if others agree with him.

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Posted: 13 Dec 04, 23:23 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Lester Burnham wrote:

It's certainly not nonsense if others agree with him.


No way... Anything can be nonsense, especially if it has a following. Just look Britney Spears fans and buyers of "Walking" magazine.

Btw, I understand our beloved Archie's point here, although I still find Baer very entertaining.

PS, one more week!


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Posted: 13 Dec 04, 23:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

As usual, Mr GH has managed to put things into perspective.

That doesn't mean I agree with him, though! :)

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Posted: 13 Dec 04, 23:36 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Psyche Star wrote:

Cheer up Archie. **Hugs**

Oh, and MEGATRIPE, please shut up!!


No...

:)


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Posted: 14 Dec 04, 01:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach wrote:

I raise my glass to those who have 'dumbed down' Queenzone. For when the nuclear holocaust arrrives, these people, along with the cockroaches will survive.
Nice! You know Archie, I used to not like you... But now, You're okay in my book (not just for THIS post). ;)


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Posted: 14 Dec 04, 01:37 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

'ey, what about me?

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Posted: 14 Dec 04, 05:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

*imitates Dans' voice*

You stink, Burnham..Mmm, burnt ham.


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Posted: 14 Dec 04, 12:52 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Cheers Archie.


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Posted: 14 Dec 04, 15:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach wrote:

Thanks to these talentless little knob cheeses I can spend less time reading and replying to interesting topics and do more constructive things instead.

I no longer need to at topic titles I just look at the originator and nine times out of ten can move on down the screen because I know it will be rubbish of the lowest order.

I raise my glass to those who have 'dumbed down' Queenzone. For when the nuclear holocaust arrrives, these people, along with the cockroaches will survive.

Merry Xmas one and all.


Hey, pal, don't underestimate the power of the roach. Around here we have cockroaches about the size of Geraldo Rivera and about six times as mean. "Roach control" means sedating the cockroaches enough so that they agree to let you in the front door.

In other words, cockroaches, unlike annoying newbies, may come in handy in some kind of war someday. I'm not sure that made sense, and frankly, I don't care.


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Posted: 15 Dec 04, 16:43 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

When a gentleman reaches the grand old age of thirty he is entitled to voice his opinions without dissenting whines being heard.

It has been estimated that only 1 percent of posts on Queenzone is actually of any substantial quality. Therefore those with less than one thousand posts are nonentities and therefore there opinions are invalid.

Lisser is the exception to the rule.

Those who use the symbol # in their names are obviously feeble-minded and their parents tend to be siblings.

Linda of the Valley has over a thousand posts and I don't remember a single topic, which considering I'm in the Guiness Book of Records for remembering the part numbers of every tyre ever made is quite amazing.

That leaves just Mr Corson, Miss James, Sir GH, IGSM, Lester Burnham, geeksandgeeks and Psyce Star to whom I wish a very Merry Christmas and a spiffing New Year. All the best old beans.




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Posted: 15 Dec 04, 17:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Cheers, Archie. All the best for you and your dependents.

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Posted: 15 Dec 04, 17:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Thanks Archie..Merry Christmas.


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Posted: 15 Dec 04, 18:23 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

iGSM wrote:

You stink, Burnham..Mmm, burnt ham.
BURNT HAM!? AWESOME!!!


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Posted: 15 Dec 04, 22:59 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Actually this is a different type of ham..uh..you can't have it.. well you can but then I'll arrest you..or someone else probably..so yeah...*runs*


...this kettle is boiling over...

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Posted: 15 Dec 04, 23:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Also have the very best of Christmas(es) Archie. Don't pretend to be passed out this year when the carol singers come a knockin', you hear?


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...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon...

...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
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Posted: 16 Dec 04, 00:58 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

iGSM wrote:

Actually this is a different type of ham..uh..you can't have it.. well you can but then I'll arrest you..or someone else probably..so yeah...*runs*


Quit hamming it up.

Oh I went there.

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Posted: 16 Dec 04, 01:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I knew you were bacon something up.

Yeah, I know. Not much you can do with 'ham' ... or is there?


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...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
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Posted: 16 Dec 04, 01:23 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

That actually made me laugh. Now stop SPAMming the board.

I guess that's stretching it a bit, eh?