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Posted: 14 Dec 04, 12:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

1. john has retired
2. freddie is dead
3. yes we like queen on here
4. no roger is not a crackhead
5. freddie was the postbox
6. yes the drums on liar are good
7. no queen are not as great as the beatles
8. roger is nearly 60
9. yes brian's hair is naturally curly
10. but he has straight pubes
11. freddie left much of his fortune to mary
12. he did this out of love - but not biblical
13. no it's not snowing today
14. Electric 6 HAVE covered a queen song
15. Paul Rogers used to be in free/bad company
16. yes i am sky+ the bo rhap story
17. go see the FAQ section


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Posted: 14 Dec 04, 12:48 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

cheers for the appreciation linda - sorry i forgot about the charle thing - perhaps because i automatically ignore him


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Posted: 14 Dec 04, 17:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

What a very oddly placed comma.

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Posted: 14 Dec 04, 18:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

nice classy comment Charles - that's bound to turn Linda on


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Posted: 14 Dec 04, 18:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

22. Charles is a figment of my imagination.
Charles is a figment of my imagination.
Charles is a figment of my imagination.


Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands and all you can do is scratch it.

-Sir Thomas Beecham to a lady cellist
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Posted: 15 Dec 04, 04:50 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I like Charles, he makes a lot more sence than a few other mongs around here.


one to add to the bible:



Rolling/coloured HTML titles look shite.


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Posted: 15 Dec 04, 04:51 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font><font color=charm>Alex Solan<font> wrote:

24. to 30. *increasing post count... WHO THE FUCK CARES!!!*




HeM


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Posted: 15 Dec 04, 06:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

you guys have forgotte the essential!!!:
32. nobody knows if freddie shaved his balls or not...at least yet...
33. the name of john's grandmother is usually granny


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Posted: 15 Dec 04, 10:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

baer is hot

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Posted: 15 Dec 04, 11:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

i think he has the charm of einstein...and the wit of a RED FORD


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Posted: 15 Dec 04, 12:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

prob just a miserable fart....that time of year for all the old Ebeneezer's to come out of the wooodwork

talking of wiggy - i've had mine shorn off today...number 1 all over


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Posted: 15 Dec 04, 12:48 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

dirty bastard....
all over my f**king head
(or for Linda)
all over my fekkin head



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Posted: 15 Dec 04, 12:59 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

charles baer, what do you look like????? i need to get an idea of the man behind all the poo

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Posted: 15 Dec 04, 13:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

no news really is good news then?


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Posted: 15 Dec 04, 15:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

can't help slipping into the gaelic swearing form time to time - i blame my anscestors....

as for the "good news"
it's an old saying that "no news is good news"
please don't ask me the origins...go and slap yerself again instead ;-)


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Posted: 16 Dec 04, 14:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

update!!!
whatever number...could go for bonus:
are all the queen fans gay?


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Posted: 16 Dec 04, 15:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

thanx linda :D heheheh


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Posted: 16 Dec 04, 16:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

just the female ones ????????


can i watch?


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Posted: 16 Dec 04, 17:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

so you say
methinks thou dost protest too much


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Posted: 16 Dec 04, 17:57 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

not charles baer™ <br><font size=1>poo wrote:

and I like to post items with poo poo , wee wee , penis , AND vagina


most important point of all. Bow to your ruler queenzone slaves!


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