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Posted: 15 Dec 04, 16:51 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Friends

Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good,
but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises
that really speaks to true friendship:

1. When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against the
sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again.
I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why? You may ask.
Because you are my friend.

Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of two and one of them isn't speaking to you right now
anyway.

Remember: A good friend will help you move.
A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need
to bring a shovel.


God wants you to send me some money.



"Seven spades doubled, vulnerable, making seven? You BITCH."
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Posted: 15 Dec 04, 17:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

*smiles*


Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands and all you can do is scratch it.

-Sir Thomas Beecham to a lady cellist
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Posted: 15 Dec 04, 17:57 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

So true... so true...


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Posted: 15 Dec 04, 18:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LOL!!!

That'll be whizzing around work on the email tomrrow ;o)


Yes, it's me. I'm back.



I haven't lost my mind, it's backed up on a disk somewhere
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Posted: 15 Dec 04, 20:10 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color="whitesmoke">bambam wrote:

So cool, can I borrow it? ;-)


Go right on ahead. My dad sent it to me and I thought you folks would get a chuckle out of it.

(I just realized that half the people in this thread have Harry Potter-related signatures. I should join the trend. And by the way, Sarge, your sig is fucking hilarious.)


God wants you to send me some money.



"Seven spades doubled, vulnerable, making seven? You BITCH."
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Posted: 15 Dec 04, 20:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I can totally relate to those.

Especially since I've had lots of "friends" who were great at first and ended up stabbing me in the back, or just simply forgot to be friends.

I think a lot of us have gone through those times.


[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Brandon wrote: [/QUOTENAME]... and now the "best you can offer is Mr. Jingles? HA! He's... just pathetic.[/QUOTE]
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Posted: 15 Dec 04, 22:59 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass"

Those moments always have a tendency to be funny for me :)


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Posted: 15 Dec 04, 23:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

heh. Good show that. Sounds familiar too *laughs at friend who has fallen over and broken their ankles*


...this kettle is boiling over...

...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon...

...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
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Posted: 16 Dec 04, 01:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

You were always very cruel to me about that :( I still can't walk right.

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Posted: 16 Dec 04, 18:07 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Thats more like it. I hate those forwards!


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Posted: 16 Dec 04, 20:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I can most definitely relate to the "when you are scared" one. I participate in it myself.

One they forgot, though...

When you need to talk to someone - I will cheerfully talk over you.


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Posted: 17 Dec 04, 05:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

*pushes Lester down a precariously positioned set of stairs*

Did anyone hear anything?


...this kettle is boiling over...

...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon...

...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
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Posted: 17 Dec 04, 21:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Most certainly the wind...and nothing else.


...this kettle is boiling over...

...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon...

...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
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Posted: 17 Dec 04, 23:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Some friends you are.

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Posted: 18 Dec 04, 07:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I actually consider you quite a good mate despite never seeing you, never hearing you, never telling anyone about you. I said to my friends 'You didn't see nothin', you didn't hear nothin'' but they wouldn't believe me.

Anywho keep on truckin'.


...this kettle is boiling over...

...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon...

...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
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Posted: 18 Dec 04, 10:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I'm a figment of your imagination! Just call me The Great Gazoo.

http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Cove/8057/gazpic.gif

Actually don't, I'm not half as annoying as that little green hamburger.