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Posted: 20 Dec 04, 14:02 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

What the hell does the name mean?!?

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Posted: 20 Dec 04, 15:51 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

And he can teach you how to live and never die... never DIE!

Lessons for 5000 euro/hour.


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Posted: 20 Dec 04, 17:51 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

It is two words in juxtaposition. Perhaps you need to look them up seperately.

But essentially a "Guru" is a teacher, a master, or a recognized leader in a field. While "Penetration" is a type of sexual practice (ie: intercourse between two consenting adults).

Therefore a "Penetration Guru" is a sexual master - from the Shaolin Monks of the Kama Sutra.

Whisperer: (Yes, I've checked the diary) is it REALLY that difficult to work out?


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Posted: 20 Dec 04, 18:02 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

True story: I swear this is true - it happened during the last week - and you should be able to pick it up in the press. I heard it on BBC Radio 2 Steve Wright's afternoon Radio show. (About last Wednesday/Thursday 15/16 Dec). Roughly;

Theives in Bangcok were in for a surprise when they attempted to rob a convention of monks at (some posh hotel). Being monks, the thieves thought that they would be an easy target, and that if "caught", that the monks being all sweetness and light would forgive them.

Actually it was a convention of some of China's highest ranking Shaolin monks - and the poor thieves had their sorry asses well and truely kicked by the time the thieves had phoned the police to give themselves up!

Somehow, I can not see the same thing happening at a Jehovah Witness convention!


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Posted: 20 Dec 04, 18:04 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Penetration Guru is known to wear a rain coat and to lurk in dark corners smoking cigarettes.


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Posted: 22 Dec 04, 11:52 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

penĀ·eĀ·trance
n.

The frequency, under given environmental conditions, with which a specific genotype is expressed by those individuals that possess it, usually given as a percentage.

Errr...What was wrong with 'penetration' Phil?...



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