True story: I swear this is true - it happened during the last week - and you should be able to pick it up in the press. I heard it on BBC Radio 2 Steve Wright's afternoon Radio show. (About last Wednesday/Thursday 15/16 Dec). Roughly;
Theives in Bangcok were in for a surprise when they attempted to rob a convention of monks at (some posh hotel). Being monks, the thieves thought that they would be an easy target, and that if "caught", that the monks being all sweetness and light would forgive them.
Actually it was a convention of some of China's highest ranking Shaolin monks - and the poor thieves had their sorry asses well and truely kicked by the time the thieves had phoned the police to give themselves up!
Somehow, I can not see the same thing happening at a Jehovah Witness convention!
"Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make."