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Posted: 22 Dec 04, 12:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Paul Rodgers is terrified of clocks. If he is ever in the same room as one he becomes agitated and might try to eat his own feet.

Paul Rodgers is 74 years old. This is far too old to be taken seriously as a rock star.

Paul Rodgers casts no shadow. This is because he has absolutely no charisma whatsoever.

Paul Rodgers's best friends are Hawk and Wilma. He also has an annoying robot sidekick called Twiki. My mistake, that's Buck Rogers.

Paul Rodgers likes to walk to keep fit. Unfortunately, he likes sitting about doing fuck all even better.

Paul Rodgers has a wife who once upon a time I may have blown my beans over. But she is completely shot now, and looks like a skeletal rat-faced old bag who wouldn't get it if she were the last woman on Earth - well, maybe the once, but you'd need to have had a few. My mistake again, that's Paul Daniels.

Paul Rodgers hobby is pig collecting. So far he has collected 3 pigs. Their names are Ham, Rasher and Bacon. He torments them with jars of apple sauce.

Paul Rodgers has a best friend that only he can see. This comes in handy whenever he feels the desire to pinch grocery or ladies bottoms.

Paul Rodgers invented the 'Kick Me' sign. He is legally entitled to 14 dollars every time the prank is used.

Paul Rodgers once made a drunken offer to join Queen. To everyone's surprise and derision, the offer was accepted.

Paul Rodgers has a secret large collection of potentially career ending photographs involving Brian May and Roger Taylor in compromising positions.










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Posted: 22 Dec 04, 12:55 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

do you have a point to all this nonsense.

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Posted: 22 Dec 04, 13:32 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I was just about to say...


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Posted: 22 Dec 04, 14:21 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

So what makes you two laugh then - an open grave?


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Posted: 22 Dec 04, 14:23 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

If Yoko Ono's in it, then yes.


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Posted: 22 Dec 04, 14:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Flashman wrote:


Paul Rodgers has a secret large collection of potentially career ending photographs involving Brian May and Roger Taylor in compromising positions.


Of course! I knew there had to be another reason for the collaboration besides "chemistry".


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Posted: 22 Dec 04, 22:36 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Who the fuck is Paul Rodgers????I mean what's his contribution to music?????.


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Posted: 22 Dec 04, 23:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

L-R-TIGER1994 wrote:

Who the fuck is Paul Rodgers????I mean what's his contribution to music?????.


He was very important in the British blues/rock scene in the late 60s and 70s. Free and Bad Company still have pretty big fanbases.



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Posted: 23 Dec 04, 03:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

wrong...he's one of the most intensive singer ever. He can carry a song from start to very end with his exceptional voice and appearance on stage. I can bet that young Freddie took some
manners from Paul.


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Posted: 23 Dec 04, 20:52 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

mmm2004 wrote:

wrong...he's one of the most intensive singer ever. He can carry a song from start to very end with his exceptional voice and appearance on stage. I can bet that young Freddie took some
manners from Paul.


I can see some Bad Company influence on Queen's music. For example, the non-album track "Feelings" seems to be very inspired by "I Can't Get Enough Of Your Love".



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Posted: 23 Dec 04, 21:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Man, that was THE best I have seen so far, some people are just soooo damn serious that they forget that QUEEN loved to do things with a sense of humor.. but just let someone else try and they get defensive.. I think Paul Rogers, or is is Rodger, well.. HOW CARES.. when I was a kid people always pronounced my last name Prestin.... and I had to remind them that the correct way was GOD.... or Preston.. with the last sounding like TON.. its spelled Preston.. why should I pronounce it TIN..

What were we talking about now?


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Posted: 26 Dec 04, 09:37 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

mmm2004 wrote:

I can bet that young Freddie took some
manners from Paul.


So long as they weren't table manners. I have it on good authority that Mr. Rodgers uses an indoor gardening set to eat his food, on account of his unparalleled gluttony.


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Posted: 26 Dec 04, 10:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

He's 74?!? Is that right? Thats guy will have heart attack if he goes on tour with Queen!

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Posted: 26 Dec 04, 13:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Yes that is correct. All my facts are thoroughly researched. He will be 75 on September 31st.


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