Real proof that Megamike is a pervert
<Megamike> Hi.... How are you
<Queen_Fan_Wannabe> Wow.. someone to talk to.. I am fine, how are you..... enjoying this lovely day?
<Megamike> Yeah, I guess, its ok.. a bit boring..
<Megamike> So, where are you from?
<Queen_Fan_Wannabe> The USA.. Michigan..
<Megamike> Oh.. REALLY? me too.. Where abouts? I am from Saginaw...
<Queen_Fan_Wannabe> Wow.. NO SHIT.. COOL.. me too.. I live near the old Civic Center
<Megamike> Sweet.... me too.. Hey, maybe we can get together..
<Megamike> Are you male or female?
<Queen_Fan_Wannabe> Male.. sorry
<Megamike> Oh no problem..
<Megamike> as if you really can't tell, I am male too
<Queen_Fan_Wannabe> How long have you been a fan?
<Megamike> Umm.. since 1980, I saw them live.. Detroit.
<Queen_Fan_Wannabe> SWEET... me too.. I was Front Row.. nearer to Brian, but still close to center stage
<Megamike> No way!.. so was I.. I was with my uncle, he was on my left, and there were these 2 women next to me on my right
<Queen_Fan_Wannabe> HEY!! I remember you, Wow.
<Megamike> So, Do you remember those girls showing their breasts to the band?
<Queen_Fan_Wannabe> I wanted to reach out and touch someone THAT night
<Megamike> me too..
<Megamike> its a shame, I kinda did that night, I touched MYSELF..
<Queen_Fan_Wannabe> Whoa.. TOO MUCH INFO
<Megamike> Oh come on, don't you feel the attraction to me, I feel it for you.. its as if we are already ONE
<Queen_Fan_Wannabe> Yeah, no shit, we ARE one you dipshit.. you are just talking to yourself..
<Queen_Fan_Wannabe> My god, how STUPID can you get?
<Megamike> Well, if that is the way you are gonna treat me I am leaving..
<Megamike> I came in here to talk, not to be insulted..
* Megamike looks nervously around, looking for the exits.. he then removes his clothes and runs through the room and out the nearest exit
<Megamike> Bye... LOSER
I even think he might be Gay.. not sure though
My Brothers and Sisters all hated me 'cause I was an only child...
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