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Posted: 28 Dec 04, 19:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Tsunamis. Earthquakes. Tens of thousands killed. Children orphaned or fatherless. Or motherless, I ain't sexist. All wretchedly sad and my heart goes out to them, it really does. But the thing that most concerns me in life at the mo is: when am I going to get my next shag?

Which is why I'll be seeing in the New Year this year in romantic Paris, with a fine bit of skirt on my arm and a glint in the ol' eye.

"What's that, Flashy? " thinks you, the gentle Reader, " off to Paris, with all those cursed Frogs, just to impress a bit of mutton?"

Guilty as charged, your honour - send me down and throw away the key. But this piece ain't no ordinary bit of mutton. She's prime rump fillet - none of your scrag end, 2 pints of shandy and a packet of pork scratchings and she's anyone's type of bint. This one takes some impressing before she yields to the overwhelming powers of Prince Flashy. How to finally get her, after months of fervent squiring, into the 'Half Flashman' (one hand cupping tit, t'other grasping rear)?

So it's off tomorrow night, for the intoxicating charms of Yuletide Paris, cursed Frogs and all, in the hope of getting this saucy wee trot's guard dropped, closely followed by her underwear.
After all, I'm aiming for the 1000th career mount. Although I'm still a while short, the gap is closing. Albeit at a somewhat dwindling rate...

So spare me a thought, faithful Reader: for while you're standing four deep at the bar trying to get served, or crying yourself to sleep alone - I'll no doubt be bending over a tidy piece of tackle and piling away to the strains of 'La Marseillais', half-cut on claret and lust.

But how will you be seeing in the New Year?




FLASHMAN STRIKES AGAIN!



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Posted: 28 Dec 04, 20:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I'll be attending a fancy dress party, but as yet have'nt decided what to go as. Last year I was Robin Hood and the good lady went as Maid Marian. Let me tell you, I looked pretty good in tights, and I turned many an eye that night.

Congrats Flashy, on your latest conquest over the water. You can always spot a classy French bird, she'll shave her pits.

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Posted: 28 Dec 04, 20:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

So Paris is where you are taking me Flashy??

;)


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Posted: 28 Dec 04, 20:23 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color=purple>Miss James wrote:

So what you're telling us, dear Flashy, is that you will be spending your New Year's at home all alone, like the sad single man in his thirties that you are?


Do I detect a jealous tone, dear Miss James?

And BARELY thirties, if you don't mind! A man of my means may flit wherever he wishes at whatever time he chooses, young lady. And I'll thank you not to disrespect your elders in future, especially in matters that concern you not.


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Posted: 28 Dec 04, 20:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Lisser wrote:

So Paris is where you are taking me Flashy??

;)


Alas, no! But weep not, young Lisser. For your time will one day surely come. Just like all the rest...

Seriously though, I can definitely pencil you in for next year, if you're genuinely up for it.


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Posted: 28 Dec 04, 20:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

*Encourages rest of QueenZone to circle MissJames, chanting "You're just jealous! You're just jealous!"*

Ah, it's the simple things.


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Posted: 28 Dec 04, 21:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Miss James is just going senile (yes, I'm going to milk this joke until you are in your 60's)

I'll be spending it probably at some sort of party. You know how it is in Australia. Can't leave those 'roos alone. *looks suggestively at a roo*


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Posted: 28 Dec 04, 22:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

TWILIGHT ZONE MARATHON ON THE SCIFI CHANNEL! WOOHOO!


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Posted: 28 Dec 04, 23:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

heh, this is fun. FUN FUN FUN! IN THE SUN SUN SUN!

Too bad that's not on. The Red Dwarf marathon which has been on the last 2 years. ALPHABETTI SPAGHETTI!!!?!?!!?!?!


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Posted: 29 Dec 04, 00:04 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

*does that thing on the Jerry Springer show when the white trash says something unexpected*


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Posted: 29 Dec 04, 06:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

iGSM wrote:

heh, this is fun. FUN FUN FUN! IN THE SUN SUN SUN!

Too bad that's not on. The Red Dwarf marathon which has been on the last 2 years. ALPHABETTI SPAGHETTI!!!?!?!!?!?!


Give quiche a chance!


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Posted: 29 Dec 04, 06:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color=teal>Tickqueener wrote:


I'll leave it at that, because I know that it will take you a little bit of time to put your denchers in or wheel yourself to the computer to supply a response. Don't fall and break a hip Grandpa. :^P


Young man, I've a good mind to come over there and box your ears. I may be a base coward with a yellow streak from here to to YaYa, but I've some training in the Noble Art. And after looking at your photo, you look to be in terrible shape, so I'd fancy my chances.

Lucky for you then, that I've a badly cricked neck after sleeping funny, and the doc says I've got to take it easy.


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Posted: 29 Dec 04, 06:23 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Flashman wrote:

Lisser wrote:

So Paris is where you are taking me Flashy??

;)


Alas, no! But weep not, young Lisser. For your time will one day surely come. Just like all the rest...

Seriously though, I can definitely pencil you in for next year, if you're genuinely up for it.


You are in the position to say no to a girl like Lisser?? Damn, what goes wrong in my life... ;-)


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Posted: 29 Dec 04, 07:37 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

We don't usually go out for New Years, just don't like the crowds, noise, etc. I usually make a nice dinner. Then we start a fire in the fireplace, open a bottle of champagne, cuddle up on the couch, and watch the ball drop.

:-)


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Posted: 29 Dec 04, 07:50 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

That's fantastic news, Barry :) I am happy to hear that you quit. No other New Year resolution needed for you.


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Posted: 29 Dec 04, 08:02 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Good luck in Paris Flashy you old dog.

I shall be four deep in a bar somewhere with the current Mrs Leach. I shall be making my way to the dancefloor just before midnight, near some birds obviously, in order to get a New Year's kiss or a bit of tit elbow if all else fails.




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Posted: 29 Dec 04, 08:10 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Great news Barry.. We've always said you can do it... and you did, we all are very proud of you!!

Before midnight, I'm gonna visit my friends at their homes and have some drink. After twelve, I'm gonna to the local bar/dancing. Just have fun with my friends till it's morning. But I can't make it that late, my mothers' birth date is 1 January.



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Posted: 29 Dec 04, 08:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I reckon, if I can chance it, I'll become a vampire. Fuck it. Good resolution.

Become a vampire.


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Posted: 29 Dec 04, 09:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

*gives Barry a pat on the back*

Well Done mate!


Anyway, ill be standing 4 deep too. Hopefully a good night though.


Have a great time Flash. (Jammy Bastard)


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Posted: 29 Dec 04, 16:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I shall either be at someone's house party where doubtless some drunken couples will be on the verge of splitting up with some ear-splitting arguments whilst outside Michael tries to climb a street lamp again, or I shall be sitting in my room all on my own... One of the two!