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Posted: 04 Jan 05, 17:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

i am always amazed by how downright articulate the England Captain - David Beckham is (not)...he has the world record for "forcing" the largest number of "YOU KNOW" s into a three-minute post-match interview...but even that is eclipsed by his ability to be stunningly dumb and profound at the same time....

During Euro 2004 Wayne Rooney had seta record for the youngest footballer EVER to score a goal for his country in a major tournament. Unfortunately a few days later a (relatively) unknown Swiss striker broke Rooney's record....
Beckham was interviewed and asked how Rooney felt about "losing his youngest goalscorer record"
to which Beckham promptly replied "well, of course wayne is disappointed to lose his record so quickly, but he will be looking to break it again in our next match"



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Posted: 04 Jan 05, 17:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LOL, those Beckham quotes were funny, but yet there's no funnier footballer when it comes to dumb quotes than Kevin Keegan.

Kevin Keegan is the George W. Bush of football.


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Posted: 04 Jan 05, 18:04 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote


Muhammad ali is the king of quotes:

Joe Frazier is so ugly, his face should be donated to the bureau of wildlife!

It's hard to be humble, when you're as great as I am.

The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life.




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Posted: 05 Jan 05, 12:10 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"Too bad that she won't live,but then again who does?" - Blade runner.
"Fuck them darling,the just don't get it."-Freddie Mercury..
"Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose" - Janis Joplin(me and bobby mcgee.)
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"Say hello to my little friend" - Al pacino from Scarface;)
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Posted: 05 Jan 05, 12:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

when i started this with a "beckham" i was looking for the "lighter side" of things

but seeing as as it's gone to to levels of seriousness:


"I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them."

- John Wayne (the Shootist 1976)


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Posted: 05 Jan 05, 12:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

The dumbest thing ever said by a member of Queen...

- "There's lots of money to make there"

(Freddie Mercury in 1984 when asked about their upcoming tour for South Africa, after Brian May denied any profit interests from Queen by playing on South Africa while ruled by the Apartheid.


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Posted: 05 Jan 05, 19:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Mr.Jingles79 wrote:

LOL, those Beckham quotes were funny, but yet there's no funnier footballer when it comes to dumb quotes than Kevin Keegan.

Kevin Keegan is the George W. Bush of football.


Yep he sure is and here is just a few of the stupid things our Kev has said -

"England have the best fans in the world and Scotland's fans are second-to-none."

"I don't think there's anyone bigger or smaller than Maradona."

"Gary always weighed up his options, especially when he had no choice."

"Chile have three options - they could win or they could lose."


"Normally i can't dance to save my life.

But as soon as I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson."
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Posted: 05 Jan 05, 21:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"Men like me because I don't wear a brassiere. Women like me because I don't look like a girl who would steal a husband. At least not for long." ~ Jean Harlow

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Posted: 07 Jan 05, 10:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Russell Crowe (about acting):

"It's not rocket science, you know"

Freddie Mercury (not sure where I read this):

"I do everything with everyone"


Not those are losers who fall, but those who don't stand up.
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Posted: 07 Jan 05, 11:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

to love oneself is the beginning of a life long romance - oscar wilde


I want to break free from your lies you're so self satisfied I don't need you
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Posted: 07 Jan 05, 16:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

This is not by a celeb but I just had to add this (it's by a guy I know).

"God, all the women my age are old!"


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Posted: 08 Jan 05, 02:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"i hate religion. It tends to fuck people up" Roger Taylor...sums me up!

"Die in a fire!" said by my friends and I... whenever most people who we disliked, spoke to us! we're a happy bunch.


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Posted: 08 Jan 05, 02:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"STUPID FAT HOBBIT" - Gollum - Lord of the Rings

"Yeah, and monkies might fly out of my butt" - Wayne - Wayne's World


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Posted: 12 Jan 05, 08:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

i forget another great quote

i would really like to do what norah jones has done with her music, except i don't play the piano but i would really like to sit next to a piano and sing, that would be really inspiring - jessica simpson


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Posted: 12 Jan 05, 20:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I've got a bunch of great quotes that I printed and put on my wall, but here are a few:

"All in all, I think we sound like The Knack and the Bay City Rollers being molested by Black Flag and Black Sabbath." - Kurt Cobain

"Religion tends to fuck people up." - Roger Taylor

"I'm late to everything. I've always wanted to have it written in my will that when I die, the coffin shows up a half hour late and say s on the side, like in gold, 'Sorry I'm late'." - Axl Rose


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