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Posted: 19 Jan 05, 10:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

1. "Misfire" is not on the set list
2. Brian still does not want to let him stand at the right side of the stage
3. The tour clashes with his filming commitments to "A Nightmare on Elm Street no 26"
4. He only comes when Freddie comes
5. He reads the QueenZone notice board and is afraid of "these freaks"
6. Paul Rodgers is older than him and has more hair!
7. He reads the QOL forums....
8. He is sick and tired of Roger spitting on his Fender Precision
9. His family does not fit into the Brixton Academy
10. He does not know what to wear


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Posted: 19 Jan 05, 10:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

:-)

He doesn't want to learn and rehearse bass chords for Paul Rodgers' songs - he thinks he's too old for it.

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Posted: 19 Jan 05, 10:48 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Very Good YV :-)

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Posted: 19 Jan 05, 12:02 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

lol!

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Posted: 19 Jan 05, 13:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

That's it!

poor man


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Posted: 19 Jan 05, 14:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

May i ask why doesnt john play no more ?




LOL


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Posted: 19 Jan 05, 16:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

hahahah xD nice one YV


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Posted: 19 Jan 05, 20:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color=purple>Miss James wrote:

LOL Barb. Not to mention you have him - what was it again - living underneath your bed? ;^)


He lives under Barb's bed, in my fish tank, in about sixty peoples' basements, and I'm sure some nefarious place in fatty's home.


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Posted: 19 Jan 05, 20:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

CLOSED CAPTIONING FOR THE SEVERELY HUMOR IMPAIRED BROUGHT TO YOU BY:

The "Get Roger Taylor Laid" Fund
(CCFTSHI: SHE MADE THAT UP.)
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May I donate to that fund;)

Love the Top Ten reasons!!!


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Posted: 19 Jan 05, 20:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Here I thought it was because John just couldn't be on stage with anyone with a new nick name such as Roger "Tubby" Taylor..

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Posted: 19 Jan 05, 21:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

you forgot to mention that Deaky wanted to grow out the old fro again but Brian and Roger wouldn't allow that... not to mention it would be cruel now what with his lack of hair and all.

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Posted: 19 Jan 05, 21:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Yes...
It's like accomplishing a bald mullet...


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Posted: 20 Jan 05, 00:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LOL - a badly needed doese of good humor


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Posted: 20 Jan 05, 16:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

foxxy_moron wrote:

CLOSED CAPTIONING FOR THE SEVERELY HUMOR IMPAIRED BROUGHT TO YOU BY:

The "Get Roger Taylor Laid" Fund
(CCFTSHI: SHE MADE THAT UP.)
.
.
.


May I donate to that fund;)


Absolutely. We accept donations of one US dollar or more, chocolate pralines, or John Deacon alive and well :)


God wants you to send me some money.



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Posted: 20 Jan 05, 20:24 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

geeksandgeeks wrote:

foxxy_moron wrote:

CLOSED CAPTIONING FOR THE SEVERELY HUMOR IMPAIRED BROUGHT TO YOU BY:

The "Get Roger Taylor Laid" Fund
(CCFTSHI: SHE MADE THAT UP.)
.
.
.


May I donate to that fund;)


Absolutely. We accept donations of one US dollar or more, chocolate pralines, or John Deacon alive and well :)


OH so its money you want...
Well thats a shame. I was going to get roger taylor laid for you:):):P:P:P:P


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Posted: 20 Jan 05, 20:59 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

REASONS 11 - 20

11. He still hasn't got over them calling him "Deacon John" on Queen 1

12. He's worried they may make him wear a horse again

13. being referred to as "the most unpopuless member of Queen, which I think is a shame 'cos he's got 6 children"

14. Brian insisted on forcing an unwanted solo on Backchat

15. Being deliberately excluded from the original version of WWRY (Brian later felt bad and relented by giving him a funky solo in the fast version)

16. Being branded a "dodgy old man" after the Budapest incident

17. He's still looking for a heavier bass

18. He's a restless kind of guy, but there's no turning back

19. He's worried they may make him wear a horse again

20. Spike insisting on singing into his microphone at Wembley '86. He will never be forgiven


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Posted: 20 Jan 05, 21:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

what was the budapest thing????
i dont think he's dodgy.
He's pretty darn handsome and sexy to me.
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I say that WAY too much


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Posted: 20 Jan 05, 21:24 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

EVERYBODY knows about the Budapest incident. Especially Miss Smelly Socks.

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Posted: 20 Jan 05, 21:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

how come i dont..........


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