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Rabon_Gumm user not visiting Queenzone.com

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Posted: 25 Jan 05, 07:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

How would you advertise yourself with a dating agency or some such? I've secretly sent the following to a personal ads section of our local newspaper 'The Buckland Yawn'. If the gaffer gets wind of this, I'll catch it hot, I reckon! "Not only are you green, my lad " he'd say "but you're also cabbage looking." He's right enough, I suppose:-

'Sensible fellow, small in stature but big in heart WLTM lady aged 18-50 with view to romance, marriage and children. Appearance not essential, but must have own limbs. Sense of humour needed as I do go on a bit. Likes: ale, gardening and the scent of spring blossom. Dislikes: Folk who accuse me of going through their bins. Pipesmoker preferred.'

I just made the 60 words maximum allowed! Cost me £5.00 but I reckon its a small price to pay if the right lady comes along! I'll keep you posted - just don't tell gaffer!


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Posted: 25 Jan 05, 07:48 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

well you might get lucky and find someone! best wishes!

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Posted: 25 Jan 05, 08:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote


That's nice!
And gardening,wow,I like it coz the feeling is fresh and clean air.

Good luck!


ki o tsukete ne!take care!
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Posted: 25 Jan 05, 11:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Are you a pipesmoker, LivingOnMyOwn?


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Posted: 25 Jan 05, 17:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Rabon_Gumm wrote:

Are you a pipesmoker, LivingOnMyOwn?


nah,I dn't smoke.why?


ki o tsukete ne!take care!
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Posted: 26 Jan 05, 07:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Knowing my luck Hem, I'd get carjacked. Besides, I don't drive. I can just about ride a pony - would that do?

So how would you lot word a Personal Ad then? That was the point of this topic after all.


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Posted: 26 Jan 05, 09:02 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Rabon_Gumm wrote:

Knowing my luck Hem, I'd get carjacked. Besides, I don't drive. I can just about ride a pony - would that do?

So how would you lot word a Personal Ad then? That was the point of this topic after all.


well if you ride a pony just give it a good wash,and ride it buck naked and wear just a cowboy hat 3sizes to small, and you'll deffo pull some o'l chick, oh i forgot you must seranade her at the top of your voice with the opera section of "bo-rap"... lol

my AD, goodlooking, tanned, green eyes, muscular build, and i dance like ya grandad "damn i should of took those tap dancing lessons as a kid"...
*coughs 12in* wha??? i didnt say anything?!


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Posted: 26 Jan 05, 18:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Well I did try this once old Rabon Gumm-Features

'Well-to-do chap, wine drinker, own estate, looking for a classy bit of totty with own teeth, those of a foreign dispostion need not apply, esp. Irish. Naked photos required.'

Astonishingly I only got three replies and one was from the newspaper editor saying I was banned from appearing in his paper again.

Bloody Paddy.


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Posted: 27 Jan 05, 11:20 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

:-) I like your very specific age specification! :-)


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