Forums > Personal > Do you tell lies?

forum rss feed
Author

Rabon_Gumm user not visiting Queenzone.com

Champion: 57 posts
add to buddy list send PM

Posted: 01 Feb 05, 07:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Now, I was brought up to always tell the truth, no matter what. "If you stick to the truth" says gaffer "folk that count will stick with you".
I've been tempted plenty of times though. I remember at school having a terrible time with some bullies, I used to have real problems controlling my bladder. I was only young, about 15 or 16. well, I was first in school as usual, sat in an empty classroom, and I was fretting about not having finished Biffer's homework when I felt my waterworks about to burst. I made it as far as the desk near the door, which was Biffer's, just my luck, and I could go no further, out it came in great spurts all over his desk and chair.
I quickly changed into my spare pants, I used to take 3 or 4 pairs for just such emergencies, and mopped up what I could with my used pair. I sat back down at my own desk as if nothing had happened when the rest of the pupils started filing in. Biffer didn't know things were amiss until he sat in my puddle, and he jumped up with a great cry, much to the amusement of the rest of the class, who chanted "Biffer's a baby! Biffer's a baby!" They never were an original lot.
Well, I know I should have sat still and let Biffer get his, after all he made every single school day a living hell for me - setting me on fire, things like that. But I came clean and admitted the green pool was my responsibility. "From 15 feet away?" questioned Teacher, so I related the full story.
I took a dreadful beating at break time later for that and Biffer was waiting for me after school, charging me twenty five pounds for his soiled uniform, and issuing an extra pummelling for forgetting his homework.

So is it sometimes better to lie than face the truth? When did you last tell a fib?


I don't mean no harm!
brENsKi user not visiting Queenzone.com
How shall we f**k off, Oh Lord
brENsKi
Deity: 8088 posts
add to buddy list send PM

Posted: 01 Feb 05, 08:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

i always tell lies (and that's a lie too!)

work that fucker out


go deo na hÉireann
Bohardy user not visiting Queenzone.com

Deity: 2447 posts
add to buddy list send PM

Posted: 01 Feb 05, 08:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Ok Brenski: You sometimes, but not always, tell lies, and did so on that occasion.


Gullibility and credulity are considered undesirable qualities in every department of human life -- except religion.
iGSM user not visiting Queenzone.com

Deity: 5001 posts
add to buddy list send PM

Posted: 01 Feb 05, 08:51 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

That's my top quality. Good lieing.


...this kettle is boiling over...

...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon...

...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
Sonia Doris user not visiting Queenzone.com

Deity: 6254 posts
add to buddy list send PM

Posted: 01 Feb 05, 13:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

i am telling lies. but if i'm a liar, it means i am actually not telling lies...:S


2+2=5
brENsKi user not visiting Queenzone.com
How shall we f**k off, Oh Lord
brENsKi
Deity: 8088 posts
add to buddy list send PM

Posted: 01 Feb 05, 14:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<B><font color=#800000>^Sonia^Doris^</B> wrote:

i am telling lies. but if i'm a liar, it means i am actually not telling lies...:S


Nice try people - the answer is - there isn't an answer!!!

"i always tell lies (and that's a lie too!)"....

is an oxymoron - and a classic one at that
for those who don't know this odd english word - it means two words (or phrases) that cannot co-exist


go deo na hÉireann
KillerQueen840 user not visiting Queenzone.com

Deity: 4081 posts
add to buddy list send PM

Posted: 01 Feb 05, 14:36 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I try not to tell lies. It can be tempting at times. When I was little (around 7-9) I used to tattle on MYSELF for lying or swearing. The guilt would kill me inside.

Now I find that REALLY sad.


"The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keep out the joy."

(Jim Rohn)
geeksandgeeks user not visiting Queenzone.com

Deity: 4296 posts
add to buddy list send PM

Posted: 01 Feb 05, 16:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

No shit, man, everyone lies. Honesty isn't always the best policy.

I'm on the staff of my school's literary magazine. We have had several submissions, and most of them are pretty good, but a select few thankful rarities are complete and utter crap. But we can't tell them that. Gotta turn it down in a way that softens the blow.


God wants you to send me some money.



"Seven spades doubled, vulnerable, making seven? You BITCH."
newcastle 86! 16483 user not visiting Queenzone.com

Bohemian: 639 posts
add to buddy list send PM

Posted: 01 Feb 05, 18:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

honestly................im a liar!


martinjkstones
Serry... user not visiting Queenzone.com

Deity: 8271 posts
add to buddy list send PM

Posted: 02 Feb 05, 09:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Everyone are doing it. That's why there are two Queen-related songs with title Liar :)

brENsKi user not visiting Queenzone.com
How shall we f**k off, Oh Lord
brENsKi
Deity: 8088 posts
add to buddy list send PM

Posted: 02 Feb 05, 13:04 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Serry Funster wrote:

Everyone are doing it. That's why there are two Queen-related songs with title Liar :)


and what songs would they be then? ;-)


go deo na hÉireann
LiveAidQueen user not visiting Queenzone.com

Deity: 4489 posts
add to buddy list send PM

Posted: 02 Feb 05, 16:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Noooo...*Lies*


Comprende muchacho.
dragonzflame user not visiting Queenzone.com

Deity: 2456 posts
add to buddy list send PM

Posted: 02 Feb 05, 16:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I always lie. In fact, I'm lying right now!


When life hands you lemons, add vodka.
David Jones user not visiting Queenzone.com
David Jones
Deity: 2469 posts
add to buddy list send PM

Posted: 02 Feb 05, 16:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"Have you ever told a lie to hide a lie, shame on you, you've compromised again..."


"Freddie would have loved it" - Brian May
bitesthedust user not visiting Queenzone.com

Deity: 3242 posts
add to buddy list send PM

Posted: 02 Feb 05, 16:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<B><font color=#ff7f00>Brenski</B> wrote:

Serry Funster wrote:

Everyone are doing it. That's why there are two Queen-related songs with title Liar :)


and what songs would they be then? ;-)


Liar by Queen
Liar by The Cross

Music Man user not visiting Queenzone.com

Deity: 2346 posts
add to buddy list send PM

Posted: 02 Feb 05, 17:50 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"Now, I was brought up to always tell the truth, no matter what. 'If you stick to the truth" says gaffer "folk that count will stick with you'."

People only say this because they don't want to be lied to. They are merely being hypocritical.

Anyway, keeping the truth to oneself is not a lie.


Creativity can always cover for a lack of knowledge.
newcastle 86! 16483 user not visiting Queenzone.com

Bohemian: 639 posts
add to buddy list send PM

Posted: 02 Feb 05, 20:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

actually i lie frequently.......... better than standin up all the time! (yeah i deserve a slap) he he!


martinjkstones