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Posted: 24 Feb 05, 18:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Hm, tough call this one. I'll have to think about it. There's too many things that I consider funny.


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Posted: 25 Feb 05, 03:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Homer Simpson seeing his car after Lisa's friends glued shells to it. "Sweet merciful crap! My car!"

All of the Fawlty Towers episode "The Germans", especially when Manuel is talking behind the moose head and the Major thinks it's the moose.

The Monty Python sex ed class. "What's wrong with a nice kiss, boy?"

Most of Blackadder. The turnip that looks like a "thingy"!

Not the Nine O'Clock news with a shot of Muslims praying on their knees, heads on the ground. The caption at the bottom says : "And the search for Ayatollah Khomeini's contact lens continues."

I'll have to think of some more and try and be more specific. Already this is a trip down memory lane - the Brittas Empire and Keeping Up Appearances, for heaven's sake. :-D


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Posted: 26 Feb 05, 07:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Fork Handles/Four Candles the Two Ronnies sketch, The inflatable cock in Pheonix Nights, Dead cow on the boat in Alan Partridge, Bloomfield Road, why do Mums by crap pop, Sheila slagging off Mrs Gallagher's dress in Shameless, Homer's girly scream in the Simpsons and Sloppy Beaver's let in 7 on Dead Man Weds.


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Posted: 26 Feb 05, 10:50 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I have one!
Homer Simpson was going to be interviewd by the FBI, with the Lieing Detector. They put the Lieing detector on Homer's head, and they explained ``I'll ask you a question, and you answer Yes or No. And if you lie, the machine will make a small Beep noise. Do you Understand? ´´ And Homer said ```Yes, I understand ´´, and the machine blew up!


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Posted: 26 Feb 05, 12:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Funniest moment ever - Alan Partridge meeting his biggest fan, Jed, and Alan running away at the end.


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Posted: 26 Feb 05, 22:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I always loved the Christmas episodes of the Vicar of Dibley - the one where she ended up eating three Christmas dinners was class!

(There's nothing at all wrong with Keeping Up Appearances and the Brittas Empire, quite the opposite, I just meant I hadn't thought about them for ages)


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Posted: 27 Feb 05, 06:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Fork Handles - 2 Ronnies is brilliant.
Yes Prime Minister when they take Sir Humphrey's key off him.
Life of Brian - "He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!"
Men Behaving Badly when Tony wonders what colour Deborah's bush is
Morcambe and Wise - The Stripper
Monty Python - Spanish Inquisition
Meaning of Life "Every Sperm is Sacred"
Frasier - the episode where they buy a restaurant and blow it up.
Have I Got News for You when Paul Merton reveals his T - shirt with the Angus Deaton headline on it.
Sandy Brown scoring in his own goal with a flying header in the Merseyside derby - has to be seen to be believed.
Fawlty Towers - Mrs Richards "What do you expect to see out of a Torquay hotel window..."


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Posted: 27 Feb 05, 07:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

wesi72 wrote:


Fawlty Towers - Mrs Richards "What do you expect to see out of a Torquay hotel window..."


That whole episode of Fawlty Towers is pure genius.

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Posted: 27 Feb 05, 07:59 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Leppar wrote:

Funniest moment ever - Alan Partridge meeting his biggest fan, Jed, and Alan running away at the end.


I agree that is hilarious.

I also like the cup of beans scene outside Michaels door. And also Michaels story about throwing his monkey into the sea, Alan says, "thats terrible Michael, how could you throw your pet monkey into the sea". Michael says," Aww it did'nt gan straight into the sea, it booonced off a rock first".

Makes me laugh just thinking about it.

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Posted: 27 Feb 05, 09:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Yep, Alan Partridge is my fave comedy character ever. So many funny moments.


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Posted: 03 Mar 05, 20:36 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

My favourite comedies are Two And A half Men, Joey, and FRIENDS!!!!


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Posted: 04 Mar 05, 18:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

What about Billy Connolly's bit when he was talking about the noise of a fart being "fart"! HAHA!

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Posted: 06 Mar 05, 06:37 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

The Spanish Inquistion. Best ever.


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