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Posted: 03 Mar 05, 20:58 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Alright, prompted on by dear ol' iGSM, and my ever-growing need for attention whoredom, I present to you... *thirty second pause* Lester...

*twenty-five minutes later* Burnham.

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/georgwp4/abirule.jpg

Har har, okay seriously:

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/georgwp4/pic1.jpg

Don't judge too harshly. I was severely hung over when I took that after a Halloween party. And my hair was black. Actually, I like it that color.

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Posted: 03 Mar 05, 21:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Meh, you're an OK-looking guy. But that's just me.

Let's hear the ladies' opinions!

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Posted: 03 Mar 05, 21:16 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

You look kind of like Zach Braff. Which is definitely not a bad thing!


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Posted: 03 Mar 05, 21:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

It's the nose, innit?

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Posted: 03 Mar 05, 21:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

*wolf whistles*

You're also a wanker for having a better post title than me. For that you will surely be beaten with a yam.


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Posted: 03 Mar 05, 21:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Not to be insulting at all but you kinda look like Jonathan out of the Buffy series


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Posted: 03 Mar 05, 22:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Not an insult, as I don't know who he is!

He must be ugly if you're comparing him to me. Here's an earlier photo I took from about last year:

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/georgwp4/hi.jpg

OK, no more. I'm done blinding you with my mug. Plus, I've run out of pictures ("thank god!" I hear you all cry).

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Posted: 03 Mar 05, 22:16 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

No Lester he's not ugly at all - but his character is a huge geek - so I was just saying that I was only comparing you to him in looks


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Posted: 03 Mar 05, 22:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

By the way - I don't think you are ugly either - your quite an attractive young man


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Posted: 03 Mar 05, 22:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Sorry to do 3 replies in a row folks - this is for Lester so he knows who I'm talking about -

http://www.buffyguide.com/players/jonathan.php

I think your first pic kinda looks like him


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Posted: 04 Mar 05, 09:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I think you're hot! I like the second picture better though. I like your hair color in the second one.

:)


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Posted: 04 Mar 05, 13:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I'm a little bemused by your first likeness, Lester - are you an extremely tiny person, or did you take the photo yourself?

As for your second pic, I take it they are your bullshit deflectors for when HeM is posting on the board?



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Posted: 04 Mar 05, 13:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Took the photo meself, and I think I'm a bit bemused as well (in the photo), as I was just starting to sober up after a long and heavy night of drinking and bounding.

I'm also rather short - about 5'10", I don't know what the conversion rate for that is in your neck of the woods - but I have this obsession with holding the camera above eye level so you get a very obscured and distorted view of me. It also shows off my rather large nose, which I'm actually very vain about.

The second one are bullshit deflectors in general, but also act as amplifiers for sweet sounds that come from my CD player.

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Posted: 04 Mar 05, 13:16 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color=green>Maesta</font> wrote:

i think you are cute and young (just a statement, not a bad thing), by the way not everyone has eyes like yours =)


I'm actually 21, but I look like I'm 18. When I shaved my head accidentally about three years ago, and I would put on a baseball cap, I looked about 12, which wasn't good for a fellow going to college in a dangerous part of Philadelphia.

And what about my eyes? (not taken as an offense, mind you, just wondering what you meant)

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Posted: 04 Mar 05, 14:23 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Well, uh... I dunno, I guess whichever one of us resembles Uma more?

I'll leave it open to interpretation.

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Posted: 04 Mar 05, 14:59 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font><font color=charm>Alex Solan wrote:

Lisser wrote:

I think you're hot! I like the second picture better though. I like your hair color in the second one.

:)


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Posted: 04 Mar 05, 19:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Well is blonde your natural colour? If so, you. If you coloured your hair blonde, you.

Done and done. I am the champion, my frieeeeeeeeeeend!

Etc.


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Posted: 04 Mar 05, 19:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

You are a very charming looking young man, and I disagree with your title, if you think it applies to you.


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Posted: 04 Mar 05, 19:16 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Certainly. See, I didn't get a comment like that. I'M the ugmo.


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Posted: 04 Mar 05, 20:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I said you were very dashing. You and I are on par in terms of handsomeness.

Besides, I only do battle with those who threaten my sexiness.

And yes, I am a natural blond, but I'm not too keen on the color, which is why I go dark.