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Posted: 20 Mar 05, 15:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Yes folks, I have decided to appoint myself moderator of Queenzone. I will now set about deleting some of the shite that has been left to gather and making this place beautiful again.
Unfortunately I have neither the permission of Richard or the actual ability to delete messages so I shall be using tippex on my monitor screen to obscure anything I find obscene, rasict, sexist, homophobic etc etc etc...
Of course this means that absoloutley no bugger from Queenzone apart from my good self will benefit from the removal of the fuckwits from this board but you are more than welcome to travel to Scotland and view Queenzone from my computer. There will of course be a small charge which will go towards buying me a new monitor as my old one is covered in Tippex.

fatty.


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Posted: 20 Mar 05, 15:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LOL!!

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Posted: 20 Mar 05, 15:16 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LOL! That was actually quite funny :D

BTW; I didn't know you were Scottish? I am part-scottish myself :P

I'm sure you'd make a great Moderator :P

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Posted: 20 Mar 05, 15:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LOLs are no longer permitted on Queenzone. You are now banned for life.

Okay Dark, so that was a little extreme but I have to assert my authority on this place.

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Posted: 20 Mar 05, 15:20 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Very well Mr Van-Halen, I shall only ban the part of you that isn't Scottish. The rest of you can stay but just watch your step.

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Posted: 20 Mar 05, 15:21 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

How about if we say the full term 'Laugh Out Loud' ;) ?

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Posted: 20 Mar 05, 15:23 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Questioning my authority is also a banning offence. I am left with no alternative but to ban the Scottish part of you as well.
Please try not to steal anything on the way out.

fatty.

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Posted: 20 Mar 05, 15:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Permission to beg, sir?

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Posted: 20 Mar 05, 15:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I will now bow before our new moderator and ask how he prefers his ass to be kissed.

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Posted: 20 Mar 05, 15:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Soft and gentle with slight nibbling of the left cheek.

You just bought yourself another day Lester.

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Posted: 20 Mar 05, 15:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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Posted: 20 Mar 05, 15:30 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Good lord

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Posted: 20 Mar 05, 15:32 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I prefer Mr Fatty but Good Lord is acceptable.

fatty.

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Posted: 20 Mar 05, 15:37 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

* assumes the ass-kissing position *

Permission to come aboard the brown-nosing team, sir?

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Posted: 20 Mar 05, 15:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Fatty...seriously...u suck :p


Killed by drones.
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Posted: 20 Mar 05, 15:48 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Do my eyes decieve me?

I thought you would be living the high life with the money being showered upon you by your publisher. And if your thinking theres anything interesting enough here these days to write a book about, then you are mistaken.

Nice to see you back all the same.


The one and only DeaconJohn - As seen on page 81 of the Q Magazine Queen special.
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Posted: 20 Mar 05, 16:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

You will make QZ a better place, oh Great and Powerful One, oh Lord and Master of the Universe.


When life hands you lemons, add vodka.
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Posted: 20 Mar 05, 16:59 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

dragonzflame wrote:

You will make QZ a better place, oh Great and Powerful One, oh Lord and Master of the Universe.


Don't give him Freddie's title!


That time will come, one day you'll see, when we can all be friends.
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Posted: 20 Mar 05, 18:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Yay, fatty, yay!


Comprende muchacho.
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Posted: 20 Mar 05, 18:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Oops...


Comprende muchacho.