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Posted: 23 Mar 05, 03:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

From a recent e-mail, you may have seen it before:-

14 things a man can do out shopping while his wife is taking her time:-

01. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys when they aren't looking.
02. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies toilet.
04. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3 in Housewares'... and see what happens.
05. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit.
06. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
07. Set-up a tent in the Outdoors Department and tell other shoppers you are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bedding Department.
08. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
09. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
10. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are located.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.
12. Hide in a clothing rack .. . . and when people browse through, say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor, assume the foetal position and scream "NO!...It's those voices again!!!"

And last but not least:
14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!



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Posted: 23 Mar 05, 08:04 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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I have done this. VERY satisfying.


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Posted: 23 Mar 05, 15:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

haha. Thats hilarious.

I know a couple of more.

15) Wear a blanket like a cape and run up and down the aisles screaming ,"I'm Batman. Come follow me Robin, my trustworthy sidekick!"

16) Get in an elevator, draw a square, get in it and tell the other passangers they are not allowed inside the square.

17) Press a button in the elevator and pretened to get shocked. Step back, smile, and press another button.



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Posted: 23 Mar 05, 15:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Already done 15 LOL!

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Posted: 24 Mar 05, 14:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LOL! Great Stuff


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