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Posted: 25 Mar 05, 13:52 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I have always thought that Spam...the potted meat w/ disgusting gelatinous outer space goo substance that come in a can is GROSS!!!!
(yeah my Mom made me eat it as a kid and I actually think I liked it then, but then kids will eat any crap.)...Oh My!!!!

But Spam IS the stuff of legend...

I mean it inspired Monty Python, their NEW musical "Spamalot",

here in the USA and I've also heard Internationally, there are Spam gourmet cookoffs or build your own creation out of Spam.

What about Spam's dreaded competitor..Armour Treat. Alot of people must like Spam (you know who you are, you wear sunglasses and disguise your identity)...or another company wouldn't try to compete with and overthrow the Spam Dynasty.

So..walk tall, be proud..

Spam lovers worldwide, on this
Easter Weekend...as some very good (but poor musician friends of mine), don't cook a Ham on Easter, they cook a pineapple covered loaf of Spam!!!!


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Posted: 25 Mar 05, 14:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

i love spam fried till it goes crispy lol mmmmm




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Posted: 25 Mar 05, 14:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

spam...*shudder*


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Posted: 25 Mar 05, 14:32 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Spam frightens me. Actually, I've never tasted it, but I have a feeling I definitely don't want to!


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Posted: 25 Mar 05, 17:32 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

*drools* Spam...


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Posted: 25 Mar 05, 19:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

It depends. I like the spiced Spam (yeah, I realise Spam has been given the acroynm of SPiced hAM but it's actually Specially Processed Assorted Meat). It's delicious. I'm not a real fan of normal Spam. In fact.. I don't like Spam! I much rather Lobster Thermidor au Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.


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Posted: 25 Mar 05, 19:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

spam just makes you fart more
since I grew up in Hawaii, which seems to be the most popular spam state, yea, they love to eat it a lot, breakfast with eggs and lunch in a spam sammie, and on pizza...I remember shrimp pizza, spam pizza and pineapple pizza
I think it's allright, once in a blue moon


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Posted: 26 Mar 05, 04:16 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

When I was a lad. My Mum used to work at teatime (dinnertime for all you people down south and Lancaster) so my Dad would cook the the tea. All he could do was put beans on and fry Spam. Fried Spam is quite possibly the worst food in the world, Its disgusting.


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Posted: 26 Mar 05, 04:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Not a fan at all. My mum buys it for my dad to have with beans and chips when he has to fend for himself for dinner but I think it's revolting. It tastes okay but I really don't like to think what those "specially Processed Assorted Meats" might be. And it stinks the fridge out.


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Posted: 26 Mar 05, 06:20 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife: I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: (Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!