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Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach user not visiting Queenzone.com

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Posted: 28 Mar 05, 14:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Just got back from a few days in sunny Stevenage and thought I'd ask a question of you dear Queenzoners.

Why when I'm away and eat all manner of dodgy food and various drinks in copious amounts I can't do a number 2. Yet as soon as I'm back home the old throne is visited within a couple of minutes?

Am I alone or is your own toilet your best friend?


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Posted: 28 Mar 05, 15:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

A man's WC is his kingdom, Archie, you old spiv.

But believe me; if you're far from home and legging it from the filth or Big Dave, your bowels will be squirting with every precious yard covered. A bush or rabbit hole will suffice when Nature calls in those circumstances.

There's no greater enema than Big Dave.


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Posted: 28 Mar 05, 15:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach wrote:

Just got back from a few days in sunny Stevenage and thought I'd ask a question of you dear Queenzoners.

Why when I'm away and eat all manner of dodgy food and various drinks in copious amounts I can't do a number 2. Yet as soon as I'm back home the old throne is visited within a couple of minutes?

Am I alone or is your own toilet your best friend?



I can pretty much shit anywhere, but I do know what you mean.

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Posted: 28 Mar 05, 17:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Yep, know what you mean Sir Archie - just had that experience myself being at my mother-in-laws over the Easter break - and my husband too!


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Posted: 28 Mar 05, 21:59 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

My goodness...


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Posted: 28 Mar 05, 22:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Well the school toilets scare me, so no...My goodness though!


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Posted: 28 Mar 05, 22:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach wrote:

Just got back from a few days in sunny Stevenage and thought I'd ask a question of you dear Queenzoners.

Why when I'm away and eat all manner of dodgy food and various drinks in copious amounts I can't do a number 2. Yet as soon as I'm back home the old throne is visited within a couple of minutes?

Am I alone or is your own toilet your best friend?


You're not alone. Trust me.

I even very rarely go to the washroom at school, even though I am usually in school for 6 and a half hours most days of the week!

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Posted: 28 Mar 05, 22:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Hmmm...I think one's own toilet is one's best friend. Somehow, any other just isn't quite right. So no, you're not alone.


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Posted: 29 Mar 05, 06:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

i love the toilet and the kitchen. i'd love to have them both by my side. although...
(don't mind me!)


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Posted: 29 Mar 05, 09:32 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

i pray to the god of porcelain...


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