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Posted: 02 Apr 05, 15:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

4-1: Francis Arinze
6-1:Giacomo Biffi, Dionigi Tettamanzi
8-1:Dario Castrillon Hoyos, Christoph Schonborn
10-1:Giovanni Battista Re
1,000-1:Father McGuire from 'Father Ted'

Let betting commence!

The Reverend Cowell will be overseeing the televised auditions while possible Popes will be put through their paces at such diverse activities as:-

Steer The Popemobile,
Kiss The Pavement,
Wear The Silly Hat,
Bless The Hordes,
Swimwear Competition.

A different contestent will be ejected after each event, with the eventual winner securing a 12 month Pontiff's Tenure, followed by years of obsurity and pantomime appearances, culminating in a brief but shortlived resurgence following an appearance on "I Used To Be The Pope, Get Me Out Of Here".

Please Text POPE followed by the first three letters of your favourite's name to 887877. 25% of all profits will go to the 'Keep Contraception Out Of Africa' campaign.


FLASHMAN STRIKES AGAIN!



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Posted: 02 Apr 05, 15:51 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

And the new pope gets a lifetime supply of kiddie porn ...

I nominate the former disgraced Cardinal of Boston who was award a position in the Vatican for his crimes.


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Posted: 02 Apr 05, 15:52 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I STILL submit that they should put the Popemobile on Pimp My Ride.....


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Posted: 02 Apr 05, 17:37 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I'm going for Father Jack. I can just imagine him having his ring kissed.


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Posted: 02 Apr 05, 17:43 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Rip Van Winkle wrote:

And the new pope gets a lifetime supply of kiddie porn


You seriously have no respect for anyone, don't you?

I have to admit that Flashman's and Buddy's jokes were actually kinda funny.
Yours is nothing but a pathetic attempt to be funny that turned out to be nothing but a tasteless unfunny comment.


[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Brandon wrote: [/QUOTENAME]... and now the "best you can offer is Mr. Jingles? HA! He's... just pathetic.[/QUOTE]
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Posted: 02 Apr 05, 20:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

The joke was appropriate. The Pope allowed a key figure in the American Child sex abuse scandal to be rewarded with a position in the Vatican:

http://www.nytimes.com/2004/05/28/national/28card.html?ex=1401076800&en=89befdd1167120ad&ei=5007&partner=USERLAND



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Posted: 03 Apr 05, 05:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

As any Roman Catholic can, in theory, become Pope I nominate my Dad.


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Posted: 04 Apr 05, 05:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I nominate myself!
(don't tell anyone I'm a gal, ok?)


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Posted: 04 Apr 05, 07:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I will be the next Poop. I've already practiced being a total poop in the queenzone chatroom.

So what if I'm a Lutheran, like you'd notice the difference.





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Posted: 04 Apr 05, 08:30 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I nominate Pope John Paul George Ringo.


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Posted: 04 Apr 05, 09:48 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

DAMN YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU! I was going to put that, heh.



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