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Posted: 05 Apr 05, 16:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

i ask my self this evrey day do frogs fart?



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Posted: 05 Apr 05, 16:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Everyone and thing farts.


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Posted: 05 Apr 05, 16:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

eww Kayla farted.


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Posted: 05 Apr 05, 16:30 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Speaking of farting, here a question for everyone:

- When you find yourself in a crowded place, and you feel a fart coming through, do you:

A. Let it out immediatly, and screw whoever is around
B. Hold it in completely, and never unleash the beast.
C. Go to the closest isolated place, and let it out.


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Posted: 05 Apr 05, 16:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

i think forgs fart...



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Posted: 05 Apr 05, 16:37 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Answer B, but it depends on the situation, it could possibly end up being choice A.


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Posted: 05 Apr 05, 16:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

*Farts on Willy*


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Posted: 05 Apr 05, 17:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

maybe they use that croaking sound to cover up whats really going on dwn there


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Posted: 05 Apr 05, 17:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I would be freaky if plants farted.


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Posted: 05 Apr 05, 17:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Mr.Jingles79 wrote:

Speaking of farting, here a question for everyone:

- When you find yourself in a crowded place, and you feel a fart coming through, do you:

A. Let it out immediatly, and screw whoever is around
B. Hold it in completely, and never unleash the beast.
C. Go to the closest isolated place, and let it out.




MrJingles, you are hysterical!!! I needed that laugh! *LMFAO*


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Posted: 05 Apr 05, 18:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LittQueenie wrote:

Mr.Jingles79 wrote:

Speaking of farting, here a question for everyone:

- When you find yourself in a crowded place, and you feel a fart coming through, do you:

A. Let it out immediatly, and screw whoever is around
B. Hold it in completely, and never unleash the beast.
C. Go to the closest isolated place, and let it out.




MrJingles, you are hysterical!!! I needed that laugh! *LMFAO*


Thanks, but that's still not a reason to avoid the question.

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Posted: 05 Apr 05, 19:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

ok, ok, yes, I think that frogs do indeed fart - we probably just cannot hear it - but the bigger frogs have those warm beer farts, you know, the Budweiser frogs! ;-)


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Posted: 06 Apr 05, 00:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color ="thebeatles">***B&QFan*** wrote:

mr potato wrote:

i ask my self this evrey day do frogs fart?


Sometimes....


Well, yeah...!! I'd be quite worried if anything farted all the time!



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Posted: 06 Apr 05, 10:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Mr.Jingles79 wrote:

Speaking of farting, here a question for everyone:

- When you find yourself in a crowded place, and you feel a fart coming through, do you:

A. Let it out immediatly, and screw whoever is around
B. Hold it in completely, and never unleash the beast.
C. Go to the closest isolated place, and let it out.


A.... Most definitly.. especially in Elevators/lifts.. those are fun..


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Posted: 06 Apr 05, 10:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Mr.Jingles79 wrote:

Speaking of farting, here a question for everyone:

- When you find yourself in a crowded place, and you feel a fart coming through, do you:

A. Let it out immediatly, and screw whoever is around
B. Hold it in completely, and never unleash the beast.
C. Go to the closest isolated place, and let it out.


try B, but if it's acute, go directly into A or C

and another eternal, stupid and unaswered question:
do frogs shave their balls before they die?


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Posted: 06 Apr 05, 13:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color=charm>Alex Solan</font> wrote:

another thing came out... not exactly a fart... you know... the solid thing...


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Posted: 07 Apr 05, 18:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

hmmm... good question, mr.potato.
I would have never thought of that...

Actually, I think frogs do fart. Almost every living thing releases gas. I believe the only living things that doesnt fart are plants.


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