Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to
death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the
inevitable, when all of a sudden...
Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I is sure of eet". "Si,
Luis, eet smells like bacon to meee". So, with renewed strength, they
struggle off up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a
tree, just loaded with bacon. There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture,
there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon...every imaginable
kind of cured pig meat you can imagine!! "Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Eees
a bacon tree". "Luis, are sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the desert,
don'forget". "Pepe, when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell of
bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree". And with that...Luis races
towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe following closely
behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens up, and Luis is cut
down is his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded but, true friend
that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath. "Pepe...go
back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree" "Luis, Luis mi
amigo...what ees eet?" "Pepe...ees not a bacon tree....
"Ees, a Ham Bush"