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Posted: 21 Apr 05, 15:07 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

If I ever have a car and in luxury, invest in it with plates of vanity,
They will proclaim my lovely car's name: "Freddie" the Mercury.

If I ever go to sea with a cook and a crew and need a man to make a suit for a sailor,
I shall know on whom to call: in my hour of need I shall call on Roger the Taylor.

If I ever mother a church's high official, who many saints and sinners have been seeking,
You may bet your bottom dollar I've already named him John so he'll be known as Good John the Deacon.

If I ever marry a wishy-washy man who can't decide what to do or what to say
And you ask about my husband, if he'll take to this or that, my answer will be easy: Brian may.


Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands and all you can do is scratch it.

-Sir Thomas Beecham to a lady cellist
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Posted: 21 Apr 05, 15:43 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

That's lovely, you have a rare and precious gift.

See if you can do one for ol' Flashy.


FLASHMAN STRIKES AGAIN!



Paul Rodgers is not the best thing since fried Fred.
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Posted: 21 Apr 05, 16:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Smart and funny :)

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Posted: 22 Apr 05, 08:31 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

brilliant! love it! :D


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Posted: 22 Apr 05, 09:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Very nice my dear :D


"I'm going up Buchanan Street

With a box of fireworks

And two bottles of

Tizer"

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Posted: 22 Apr 05, 11:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Why thank you!

I will write you one tonight Flashman and post it tomorrow.

Would you like one too Nathan?


Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands and all you can do is scratch it.

-Sir Thomas Beecham to a lady cellist
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Posted: 22 Apr 05, 11:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Niice :)


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Posted: 22 Apr 05, 20:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Two thumbs waaaay, waaaay up!
That was great! ;)


"The most important thing, darling, is to live a fabulous life. As long as it's fabulous, I don't care how long it is." -FM



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Posted: 23 Apr 05, 15:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Thank you guys! Here you go Flashman:

Old Flash was a talented fellow
Liked to think of himself as a stud
He'd prove he was not old or mellow
And all skeptics he'd nip in the bud

For ladies he always had charm:
His charisma they could not resist
With one or two on each arm
Once started, he'd never desist

The gentle sex did not like haste
But a steady, expirianced man
A chap with well-seasoned taste
He was no Flash in the pan


Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands and all you can do is scratch it.

-Sir Thomas Beecham to a lady cellist
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Posted: 23 Apr 05, 15:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

*Bows low*

My dear, you know the way to a chap's bed, I mean heart.

May I suggest an extra verse?:-

There was an old cove named Flash,
Who all the ladies were desperate to pash,
There's no finer mount,
But keep a close count,
As he'll probably make off with your cash.






FLASHMAN STRIKES AGAIN!



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Posted: 23 Apr 05, 15:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Hello darling I already wrote you limericks. Remember your limerick thread? I remember Bob the Shrek did beautifully.


Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands and all you can do is scratch it.

-Sir Thomas Beecham to a lady cellist