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Posted: 22 Apr 05, 13:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

The one on Napoleon Dynamite worked....


"Not a fan of the ladies, are you Trebek?"



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Posted: 22 Apr 05, 13:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Too much Lol!!!!

I'm going back to 1969 to meet Freddie, Brian, Roger & John when they form Queen...and I get to be their producer!!!!


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Posted: 22 Apr 05, 14:10 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

COOL!!

Now I can go back to early days of Queen and tell Freddie to always use a goddamn condom.


[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Brandon wrote: [/QUOTENAME]... and now the "best you can offer is Mr. Jingles? HA! He's... just pathetic.[/QUOTE]
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Posted: 22 Apr 05, 14:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

As the "letterbox", perhaps you can put a condom dispenser on his back.....


"Not a fan of the ladies, are you Trebek?"



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Posted: 22 Apr 05, 14:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Haystacks Calhoun wrote:

As the "letterbox", perhaps you can put a condom dispenser on his back.....


or inside his mouth in case he fancies being the one giving the pleasure.

Hopefully he won't choke on it.


[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Brandon wrote: [/QUOTENAME]... and now the "best you can offer is Mr. Jingles? HA! He's... just pathetic.[/QUOTE]
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Posted: 22 Apr 05, 14:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Mr.Jingles79 wrote:

Haystacks Calhoun wrote:

As the "letterbox", perhaps you can put a condom dispenser on his back.....


or inside his mouth in case he fancies being the one giving the pleasure.

Hopefully he won't choke on it.


Lol but yes, That WOULD be nice. We have to give Mr. Fred some safe sex knowledge!


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Posted: 22 Apr 05, 17:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Oh GOD! What will those crazy Canadians think of next?!

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Posted: 22 Apr 05, 17:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

hahahahahahahaha


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Posted: 22 Apr 05, 17:36 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!


rock on and peace out.

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Posted: 22 Apr 05, 17:36 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Yeah, he has a time-machine and I'm Freddie Mercury.


rock on and peace out.

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Posted: 22 Apr 05, 17:50 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<b><font color = "crimson">ThomasQuinn wrote:

arlene wrote:

Too much Lol!!!!

I'm going back to 1969 to meet Freddie, Brian, Roger & John when they form Queen...and I get to be their producer!!!!


Even an idiot like YOU should know that Queen didn't exist in '69 and that John didn't join until '70.


a little bit patronising that! and please it's not like she was light years out - queen existed BEFORE john deacon and if JD joined in 1970 (your words) then queen (at least in embryo) could've existed prior to this - so at best Arlene (the idiot ;-) ) is only a few months out

why do you have to be so condescending caspar?



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Posted: 22 Apr 05, 19:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Aw don't be so hard on her dude.


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Posted: 22 Apr 05, 22:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I'm probably a dork, but the whole idea of time travel fascinates me! But people on Ebay are insane...They'll bid on anything!


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Posted: 23 Apr 05, 07:04 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

what?? you mean its not a full working operational time machine!!!??? ......*shit* *tries to cancel bid*.... yea i'm with u guys nothing gets past me!! :S


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Posted: 23 Apr 05, 09:08 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

so I can put my teleporting device there too? wow! how cool! :D and my stupid people exterminator. :D
I'll put special prices for qzoners, don't worry!


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Posted: 23 Apr 05, 09:31 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

If it doesn't have "Police Public Call Box" written on it, then I wouldn't bother...

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Posted: 23 Apr 05, 14:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

what kind of breed of twat sells a fucking time machine?

he's just bankrupted himself
- i bought the machine off him on ebay
went back in time, to when it was invented, bought the copyright/patent because the invertor thought it had failed
let him develop it
and release it to the waiting world
then went forward in time again and sued the ebay seller for infringment of copyright - after he sold MY PATENTED device

i am now weorth fucking millions - christ i love ebay!!!


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Posted: 23 Apr 05, 15:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I asked if the auctioner woz a retard....
his reaction: Sure.


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Posted: 23 Apr 05, 23:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<b><font color = "crimson">ThomasQuinn wrote:

arlene wrote:

Too much Lol!!!!

I'm going back to 1969 to meet Freddie, Brian, Roger & John when they form Queen...and I get to be their producer!!!!


Even an idiot like YOU should know that Queen didn't exist in '69 and that John didn't join until '70.


Don't be such an ass Caspar. Arlene is a really cool gal, so don't be mean to her.

So what if she didn't know that the band wasn't formed in 1969. Also let me remind you that John didn't join Queen until 1971, so there... don't call someone an idiot until you know the true facts.


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Posted: 24 Apr 05, 09:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

no one interested in my items?
*starts crying*


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