Typical AIM conversation between my friend and I:
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LlamaLover: hi, just a minuite
Me: what's up?
LlamaLover: not much, you?
LlamaLover: oh....how interesting!
LlamaLover: i got a hair cut
LlamaLover: but that's about it,
Me: is it weird?
LlamaLover: oh, hold on again (grrr)
Me: like did you get a different style?
LlamaLover: no, not really
Me: just a trim?
LlamaLover: my hair doesn't do "style"
LlamaLover: well, kind of a big trim, between a trim and a cut
LlamaLover: a tut
LlamaLover: or cim
Me: uh oh
LlamaLover: i like tut
Me: a big trim?
LlamaLover: well not REALLY big, a few inches
Me: a few inches like, 2? or a few inches like, 6?
LlamaLover: like 2.5
LlamaLover: i like it, don't worry
Me: just as long as you didn't get a buzzcut
LlamaLover: Grace lost like more than four though
LlamaLover: i didn't
Me: cause then you might look like a skin head
LlamaLover: my mom told the lady to clean it up and she cut off all the split ends, nasty matted little girl stuff
Me: no offense
LlamaLover: i wouldn't look like a skinhead
Me: you wouldn't
LlamaLover: besides, i wouldn't get a buzz cut because i have a lumpy head
LlamaLover: like that guy from the play
LlamaLover: which would be really weird
LlamaLover: actually i didn't get A hair cut, i got them all cut!
LlamaLover: ha ha ha
LlamaLover: thank god, at least someone appreciates my wonderful sense of humor
Me: who wouldn't?
LlamaLover: well thank you
Me: I mean, you're the funniest person I know!
LlamaLover: ok, now you're getting sarcastic
Me: aww... now why would you think that?
Me: okay, now I'm just being sarcastic to annoy you
LlamaLover: more sarcasim!!!
Me: not to actually be sarcastic
LlamaLover: sure, sure
LlamaLover: ok, just kidding
Me: cause if you weren't
Me: I dunno
LlamaLover: well, ok then
Me: heh heh
LlamaLover: are you laughing at me?
LlamaLover: sure, sure
Me: I'm not!
Me: I'm insulted that you would think that?
Me: that wasn't a question
LlamaLover: hee, i insulted you
LlamaLover: indirectly without meaning to
Me: it's fun to talk in questions?
Me: just add a question mark to the end of every sentence?
Me: like this?
LlamaLover: that's really annoying valley girl?
Me: from now on, all my sentences will end in question marks?
Me: all other punctuation will be banned from my grammar usage?
Me: except for punctuation within the sentence?
Me: like commas, and semicolons?
LlamaLover: i gotta go?
LlamaLover: and study for spanish?
Me: aw man?
Me: oh yeah?
LlamaLover: yeah? bye?
LlamaLover signed off at 9:37:51 PM.
I just thought it was funny for some weird reason.
Kay Adams Corleone- The ultimate desperate housewife