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Posted: 04 May 05, 00:23 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

That's right my fellow Star Wars junkies. Due to the popularity of hip-hop culture George Lucas has decided to release a ghetto version of the much awaited Episode III.

Here's some of the movie dialogues:

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- Chancellor Palpatine: Da' dark side o'da force is da pathway 2 many powas some homies consida' to be unnatural.
- Anakin Skywalker: Yo dawg! Can a nigga learn all that shit?
- Chancellor Palpatine: Not from a Jedi, foo'.
- Anakin Skywalker: No sith!
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- Darth Sidious: Learn 2 kno' da dark Side o'da force, and yo'll be kickin' some Jedi ass.
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- Yoda: Feazzle is da' path of the Dark Sizzle
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- Anakin Skywalker: Mothafucka Jedis turned agains' me! Yo ain't betta not turn against me, biatch.
- Padme Amidala: Nigga, please! Yo breakin' my heart!
- Anakin Skywalker: Shut the fuck up, fo' I bitch slap U again
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- Mace Windu: Yo unda arrest, bitch!
- Chancellor Palpatine: Yo threatenin' me, Masta' Jedi?
- Mace Windu: Yo damn right punk! So get up 'fo I bust a cap in yo ass!
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- The Emperor: Dogg Vader?
- Darth Vader: Yo?
- The Emperor: Rise, ma' nigga.
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[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Brandon wrote: [/QUOTENAME]... and now the "best you can offer is Mr. Jingles? HA! He's... just pathetic.[/QUOTE]
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Posted: 04 May 05, 01:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LMAO

Oh my god that was so frickin funny.

I bow to you master!


"People are always asking me what my lyrics mean. Well I say what any decent poet would say if you dared ask him to analyse his work: if you see it, darling, then it's there."

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Posted: 04 May 05, 08:20 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Barry © wrote:

Lol, have you seen this one Dan?

http://www.nerdie.com/starwars.html


LOL, that was really funny.


[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Brandon wrote: [/QUOTENAME]... and now the "best you can offer is Mr. Jingles? HA! He's... just pathetic.[/QUOTE]
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Posted: 04 May 05, 08:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Brandon wrote: [/QUOTENAME]... and now the "best you can offer is Mr. Jingles? HA! He's... just pathetic.[/QUOTE]
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Posted: 04 May 05, 09:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Dis is some funky shit! :))) Dawg, you got talent!

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Posted: 04 May 05, 11:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Mr.Jingles79 wrote:

That's right my fellow Star Wars junkies. Due to the popularity of hip-hop culture George Lucas has decided to release a ghetto version of the much awaited Episode III.

Here's some of the movie dialogues:

--------------------------------------------------
- Chancellor Palpatine: Da' dark side o'da force is da pathway 2 many powas some homies consida' to be unnatural.
- Anakin Skywalker: Yo dawg! Can a nigga learn all that shit?
- Chancellor Palpatine: Not from a Jedi, foo'.
- Anakin Skywalker: No sith!
--------------------------------------------------
- Darth Sidious: Learn 2 kno' da dark Side o'da force, and yo'll be kickin' some Jedi ass.
--------------------------------------------------
- Yoda: Feazzle is da' path of the Dark Sizzle
--------------------------------------------------
- Anakin Skywalker: Mothafucka Jedis turned agains' me! Yo ain't betta not turn against me, biatch.
- Padme Amidala: Nigga, please! Yo breakin' my heart!
- Anakin Skywalker: Shut the fuck up, fo' I bitch slap U again
--------------------------------------------------
- Mace Windu: Yo unda arrest, bitch!
- Chancellor Palpatine: Yo threatenin' me, Masta' Jedi?
- Mace Windu: Yo damn right punk! So get up 'fo I bust a cap in yo ass!
--------------------------------------------------
- The Emperor: Dogg Vader?
- Darth Vader: Yo?
- The Emperor: Rise, ma' nigga.
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