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Posted: 04 May 05, 20:32 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Okay,

Where were you at 1:13 a. m. this morning?
If in front of a t. v. using Comcast cable on at least Cape Cod, eastern standard time...

Okay, for the quiz in a sort of riddle.

What happens when you email a secret service agent and say, 666 is really 616

and tell 'em this:


[19:07] * Now talking in #/join
[19:07] * Topic is '#âÅè'
[19:07] * Set by [[J-U-N-E21]] on Sat Dec 14 02:55:46
[19:07] * ChanServ sets mode:


You get 666 and 616, the odd number is 5

5 is a derivative of the 2 seperate 3 digit numbers and therefore. 1 set of 1 and another set of 1 based on numbers of 3


thank you mrs. reporter via phone who said "yes that was mrs. morris on t. v." (refering to the recent dinner when president bush got "roasted" by his wife.)

btw, at 1:13 a.m. the emergency broadast system came on...

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Posted: 04 May 05, 21:02 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

mrWKMahler wrote:

Okay,

Where were you at 1:13 a. m. this morning?
If in front of a t. v. using Comcast cable on at least Cape Cod, eastern standard time...

Okay, for the quiz in a sort of riddle.

What happens when you email a secret service agent and say, 666 is really 616

and tell 'em this:


[19:07] * Now talking in #/join
[19:07] * Topic is '#âÅè'
[19:07] * Set by [[J-U-N-E21]] on Sat Dec 14 02:55:46
[19:07] * ChanServ sets mode:


You get 666 and 616, the odd number is 5

5 is a derivative of the 2 seperate 3 digit numbers and therefore. 1 set of 1 and another set of 1 based on numbers of 3


thank you mrs. reporter via phone who said "yes that was mrs. morris on t. v." (refering to the recent dinner when president bush got "roasted" by his wife.)

btw, at 1:13 a.m. the emergency broadast system came on...

William K. Mahler, Owner
http://www.worldmediahost.com
Webmaster, http://www.janetmorris.net


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Posted: 04 May 05, 21:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I don't get it.


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Posted: 04 May 05, 21:37 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Me either.


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Posted: 04 May 05, 21:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

1st, spend 10 years in a mental nut house
then 90% makes sence
2nd get complety wasted, then it will make sence


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Posted: 04 May 05, 22:21 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

You guys don't get it...

What he's trying to say is that if you dial 911 at 1:47 a.m. on full moon night of a month that ends in "ember", that will automatically activate ballistic missiles with nuclear war heads that were sold by the French to Al-Qaeda and will be aimed directly towards every single major city in the United States. Now if this happens you must immediatly not panic because by dialing 1-800-WKMAHLER, and this will immediatly contact the CIA to send a counter strike attack against the Russians, the Germans, the French, the Middle East, the North Koreans, and basically every single nation that hates us, which is basically THE ENTIRE WORLD!!

Then Mr Mahler would come out of his underground home wearing an anti-radiation suit to declare himself the leader of the NEW WORLD ORDER!


[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Brandon wrote: [/QUOTENAME]... and now the "best you can offer is Mr. Jingles? HA! He's... just pathetic.[/QUOTE]
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Posted: 05 May 05, 00:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Mr.Jingles79 wrote:

You guys don't get it...

What he's trying to say is that if you dial 911 at 1:47 a.m. on full moon night of a month that ends in "ember", that will automatically activate ballistic missiles with nuclear war heads that were sold by the French to Al-Qaeda and will be aimed directly towards every single major city in the United States. Now if this happens you must immediatly not panic because by dialing 1-800-WKMAHLER, and this will immediatly contact the CIA to send a counter strike attack against the Russians, the Germans, the French, the Middle East, the North Koreans, and basically every single nation that hates us, which is basically THE ENTIRE WORLD!!

Then Mr Mahler would come out of his underground home wearing an anti-radiation suit to declare himself the leader of the NEW WORLD ORDER!


32-4 The number you dialed is invalid or blocked from your area...

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Posted: 05 May 05, 11:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

huh?............


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Posted: 05 May 05, 11:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

My daddies people, they live down in Fork.

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Posted: 05 May 05, 11:21 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

PieterMC wrote:

My daddies people, they live down in Fork.


*LMAO* You will confuse more people than Mahler with that!

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Posted: 05 May 05, 11:36 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I got excited there for a moment and thought you meant that he would leave the country. Then I read it again.

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Posted: 05 May 05, 14:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Leave Mahler alone, he is cool. Geeez some people on here are realllllll nasty.


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Posted: 05 May 05, 14:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

My definition of cool - Def Leppard, babes, football etc.

Leave Mahler alone, just because you don't get what he says doesn't give you reason to be nasty to him.


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Posted: 05 May 05, 14:52 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Def Leppard hasn't been cool since 1988.

...as for Mahler, he's just a fuckin' lunatic.


[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Brandon wrote: [/QUOTENAME]... and now the "best you can offer is Mr. Jingles? HA! He's... just pathetic.[/QUOTE]
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Posted: 05 May 05, 14:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Mr.Jingles79 wrote:

Def Leppard hasn't been cool since 1988.

...as for Mahler, he's just a fuckin' lunatic.


We saw Def Leppard a couple of years ago.. The venue was less than half full..kinda sad really.

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Posted: 05 May 05, 14:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I don't think Mahler is that bad..there are some certain people out there that seem a lot worse/annoying right now.


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Posted: 05 May 05, 14:59 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Just a couple of points:

1. Def Leppard have, and always will be cool.
2. Noticeboards are all about posting threads, so if no one posted then there would be no noticeboard. How many Mahler threads do you see? 2-3, hardly attention seeking. Attention seeking = threads like "My qz friends i need a hug" "I'm leaving now" or "Guess what - i've just started smoking".

In short - Mahler is a nice guy, i don't see why so many people say hurtful things about him.


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Posted: 05 May 05, 15:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color="lime">KillerQueen840 wrote:

I don't think Mahler is that bad..there are some certain people out there that seem a lot worse/annoying right now.


I will agree that there are more annoying people. People who, for instance, post on EVERY thread regardless if they have anything relevant to add, people who start ban whoever threads, and people who start I'm leaving threads.

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Posted: 05 May 05, 16:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

C'mon guys, I think it's time to be nice to Mr Mahler.

I'm starting a petition right now so we can all contribute for the W.K.Mahler Fund. With your help we can send Mr.Mahler to a decent mental institution where he can wear a cozy and comfy straight jack and bump his head against a safe paded wall with no risk whatsover of him getting hurt.


[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Brandon wrote: [/QUOTENAME]... and now the "best you can offer is Mr. Jingles? HA! He's... just pathetic.[/QUOTE]
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Posted: 05 May 05, 16:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Leppar wrote:

Just a couple of points:

1. Def Leppard have, and always will be cool.



Def Leppard were certainly not cool when I saw them in concert, decent concert but not cool. It was like watching Spinal Tap :-)